Do people just make sex tapes as soon as they meet anymore?
The most shocking thing I learned today: Pete from Smallville is a white ho pimpin’ drug dealer! Now he must not be a very good one to get caught, or to get “accidentally” get his sex tape released. Unless of course he needs the bail money.
I’ve never even heard of this chick before. I guess she was one of the lesser bitchy Playboy models? I’m pretty sure those whores will agree to just about anything if the price is right, and give you a discount if you tape it for publicity. As you can tell from the picture to the left, Karissa isn’t exactly what you would call shy.
Wait a sec. She’s a twin? And the sister isn’t in the tape? Who arranges these things and didn’t consider that a sex tape involving two white, blond twins and a black guy to be sex tape gold? What, did the other sister get all the morals?
Do disgraced stars cheapen reality shows? Really? I thought reality shows were created by disgraced stars turned whores, for disgraced stars turned whores, and the common people were just trying to horn in on them. Reality shows are here to show us the lowest of the low, and entertain us through ridicule and pity. And whores. Without the whores, you’d lose the guy faction of your market segment. I think they should make a reality show using actual whores, follow them around throughout their day. Hell, you’d probably be able to find a couple johns that would be willing to sign release waivers for a discount that would appear without their faces blocked out. Kevin Federline is calling his agent as we speak. You’d have to call it a documentary though, to get around all those puritans.
follow me on Twitter