Lesbian Redhead Lapdance

September 8th, 2010 - 

I’m pretty sure I’m a lesbian, because this video spoke to me. I’m might just quit blogging because I have found the prefect blog title. Lesbian Redhead Lapdance. Lesbian Redhead Lapdance. Lesbian Redhead Lapdance!  Three simple words that when combined together have great power.  They are like a magical spell created for good (because there is nothing bad about redheads, lesbians, or lapdances.  duh.)

Once you recover from that, there is a part 2, wherein the brunette does a belly dance for the redhead.  It’s not quite as hot, but the redhead keeps stealthily pulling up the brunettes skirt so her ass is hanging out, making me love her even more. Nothing could make this better, unless it was a fish tank?  What?  That was my final wish?

Erin Gray Still Looks Hot

September 7th, 2010 - 

This is the Erin Gray that caused me pleasure as a childWilma Deering

And this is the Erin Gray that pleasures me as a man (well in that one dream I had this weekend she did anyway)

Erin Gray, certified MILF

She’s appearing at DragonCon in Atlanta currently, both as a celebrity, and as a representative for other celebrities, which is her new career, organizing former famous people to mingle with freaks and geeks.

Tonight I’m gonna shotgun some Ambien and see if I can get both childhood fantasy Erin and washed-out adult fantasy Erin to both appear.  If I’m dead in the morning, you’ll know why and that I left happy.

Conventions: Another day at the office for celebs – CNN.com.

America, Fuck Yeah

August 30th, 2010 - 

That is all.

Tiny Patriotic Bikini