Oprah kills KISS

October 15th, 2009 - 
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Did you know that in KISS’s epic career, they’ve never had an album reach the No. 1 on the Billboard chart? After they released their record last week, that final prize seemed at hand. Then Oprah ruined everything.

Damn you Oprah.  Just because you have the power to make or destroy careers, it doesn’t mean you need to use it all the time.  With great power comes great responsibility.  I suppose KISS should take some of the blame also.  If they had worshipped at the altar of Oprah, perhaps things would have gone differently.  I think Gene Simmons capable of charming the pants off Oprah, figuratively speaking.  Probably literally speaking too, but again, just because you have a power doesn’t mean you need to use it.

And the fact that a Wal-Mart exclusive release is viewed as a sure shot absolutely disgusts me.

Oh, and I was made for lovin’ you, baby.

Oprah Ruins KISS’ Final Shot at Glory – KiSS – Gawker.

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That’s A First | People of Walmart

September 19th, 2009 - 
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Holy fuck!  I cannot describe how turned on I am by this right now.  Fat chicks just have more to love.  Those tits look like they weigh  more than my head.  She is obviously comfortable with her body  and is up for anything.  I’m thinking double penetration interracial gangbang.   See, the problem with double penetrations is 1) being able to stick two dicks in a chick that close, because of the logistics, and 2) being able to stick to dicks in a chick because of the fag quota.  With this chick, no worries!  You’ve got plenty of whore flesh between you and the other dude, plus, don’t black guys have enormous dicks?  Fishnets are like green lights to pussyville!

And I’m pretty sure she has self confidence issues.  I’m thinking you could do absolutely anything to her and she’d be grateful.  Too bad they don’t sell squids at Wal-Mart, because all of my fantasies could come true at one time (fat chick, interracial, Wal-Mart, squid, double penetration, in that order.)

And ignore the comments.  These people are just bitter.

That’s A First | People of Walmart.

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People of Wal-Mart

September 1st, 2009 - 
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I hate just about everything about Wal-Mart.  They have destroyed competitors, they insist on cheap products from their suppliers, they screw towns out of taxes, and generally don’t treat anybody very well.  I really hate going to Wal-Mart when there is no alternative.  There’s something in the air.  I think Wal-Mart might be a front for some alien race that sucks energy out of all the humans they draw in.  But when I have to go there, watching the other customers is the only joy I derive.  Who knew there were so many people who dressed and looked so abnormal?  Well now I don’t even have to go to Wal-Mart to see crazy people, I can spend even more time on the tubes, looking at pictures of them.  Brilliant!  Go visit the new People of Wal-Mart website.  But be gentle, they seem to be getting it pretty hard at the moment.

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