No Exit Wound» wal-mart http://www.noexitwound.com Just what the Internet needs: another jerk ranting. And whores. Fri, 02 Dec 2011 17:38:19 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3 Easy On The Eyes http://www.noexitwound.com/2009/10/easy-on-the-eyes/ http://www.noexitwound.com/2009/10/easy-on-the-eyes/#comments Wed, 21 Oct 2009 19:37:29 +0000 Monte http://www.noexitwound.com/?p=330 I’m starting to suspect that some of these photos are staged.  A woman of her obvious intellect and discretion would never be caught in a Wal-Mart.  I’m thinking it’s either a bet that she lost, or she’s tormenting her lover/ex-lover by flaunting her sweet, sexy body to all the Wal-Mart bourgeois.  Either way, I think I’m in love and I’m going to go upstairs and insist that my wife start following this ladies example of devotion.  That’ll show her who’s boss!

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Did one of those activist judges put her under house arrest at Wal-Mart?  What is she homeless?  Running out of room at the local hoosegaw?  I thought arrest was supposed to be a punishment.  This chick looks like Wal-Mart’s target audience.  Maybe that’s it.  Wal-Mart has partnered with the  justice system to have people sentenced to stay at Wal-mart:  Buy all their toiletries, eat at the snack bar, and spend all of their money there instead of being a burden to the penal system (ED:  you missed a prime opportunity for a dick joke right there, WTF?)

I think I may have just solved the prison overcrowding problem.  Can you patent shit like that?  I see those commercials on TV for patenting inventions, but never for patenting thoughts and ideas.  I’d ask a lawyer but the only ones I know are busy chasing ambulances and suing companies for letting their employees try and kill themselves so they can make bank.  Maybe I need a more upscale set of associates.

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