Today is the day that Elvis allegedly died at the age of 42. It’s been more than 30 years, and people still believe that he’s alive and well somewhere. The rest of the world believe he died. He had stayed up all night entertaining friends, and his fiance, Ginger Alden, found him at 2pm when she woke up. Supposedly he died naked on the toilet, and he was full of drugs, but officially he died in his dressing room of heart failure. Personally, I reserve my titillation for things like boobies, and not how legends died.
All hail the King.
Interesting Trivia
- Ann Margret, John Denver, and George Hamilton all attended the funeral.
- It took 100 vans five hours to haul all the flowers that had been sent to Graceland to Forest Hill Cemetary.
- According to the autopsy report, Elvis was uncircumcised.
- On the 18th, three girls holding a vigil at the cemetery were struck by a drunk man in a car. Two of them died.
It’s too late this year, but order your Elvis bikini now, so you can be prepared for next yer. It’s eco-friendly even! Eco-friendly ELVIS Bikini.
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