You have to give props to those Taiwanese, boy. They know how to take the news and push it to the next level. I didn’t even know she was pregnant, and now am fully informed upon the subject. If I had know that baby shit could turn into dollars, I would have kept my offspring’s production and I would be stinking rich, too. Oh wait, I guess Tom Cruise’s kid’s crap is made of gold. Damn Scientologists.
This Event Could Be More Amazing, Apparently
August 16th, 2010 -
And that would be by having a Taiwanese news CGI re-enactment of the story (wherein PETA objected to Dodge using a real chimpanzee, cause, they had been abused in the past and Dodge should know better. What?)
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