First They Came For the Snookis

December 10th, 2010 - 

The STDs they have come alive!and I said nothing, because I can’t stand Oompla Loompas, especially the guido variety.  There’s nothing worse than an orange midget with an attitude.  I say we round all of them up and stuff them in balls and drop them off of buildings.

Next up, flinging people through the air from a trebuchet who have names like The Situation.

Snooki to Drop From Ball in Times Square on MTV New Year’s Special – The Hollywood Reporter.

Pamela Anderson’s ‘Cruelty Doesn’t Fly’

September 10th, 2009 - 

Pamela Anderson and PETA seem like a good match:  Both are worn out, crazy, and likely to result in you contracting a disease.  Oh, and, as a bonus you get Dick.  Andy Dick.


‘Cruelty Doesn’t Fly’—Learn More at PETA.org.