No Exit Wound

This has been sitting in my Drafts folder for exactly a year now, showing how much I suck. Since I wasn’t born with a silver spoon in my mouth, and my Mom could only afford to feed me with a Spork, not to mention my cleft lip (caused by the Spork,) I was never offered the opportunity to go to college. So this specific slice of life has always remained a mystery to me, and everything I know about it is from the internet. Did you know that most of the pharmaceutical representatives that convince your doctor to put you on expensive medications were cheerleaders and in sororities? See, the Internet taught me that.  Now I just need to get me a doctor costume and rent an office, and imma get me some sorority girl lovin’.  brb lmao omg!

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