This is my 202nd post. You people have severely disappointed me in not assisting on making me rich from this website. I am currently so poor that my parents are evicting me from their unfinished, unheated basement. A homeless man gave me his cheeseburger last night because I looked worse off than him. And now one of the advertising networks is dropping me. I might never get the $15 I’ve earned so far! If I don’t get the money for the penis injections, I’m never gonna make it in the porn business.
Getting Rich on the Internet
September 29th, 2011 -
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Emma Stone is Easy
August 23rd, 2010 -
New Emma Stone movie, in which she turns the tale of Hester Prynne on her head. Advantages: Redhead and Amanda Bynes (who has managed to make it to adulthood without rehab or a breakdown.)
Emma Stone: New ‘Easy A’ Poster! | Alyson Michalka, Emma Stone | Just Jared Jr. – JJJ.
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