But the real movie looks like it is. And John Cusack looks like a complete wanker in it. Why can’t they just make Grosse Pointe Blank 2: Second Shot? It’s the only success he’s had isn’t it? Have some sexy female criminal mastermind send assassins to kill him while he lives his typical middle class life with Minnie Driver, and their daughter played by Miley Cyrus. The can team up together fighting evil and learning more about each other and the love they thought they had lost. You still get explosions and car chases wthout having to resort to crap like this.
But this re-edit looks genius. I think it’s the bongo music.
Do disgraced stars cheapen reality shows? Really? I thought reality shows were created by disgraced stars turned whores, for disgraced stars turned whores, and the common people were just trying to horn in on them. Reality shows are here to show us the lowest of the low, and entertain us through ridicule and pity. And whores. Without the whores, you’d lose the guy faction of your market segment. I think they should make a reality show using actual whores, follow them around throughout their day. Hell, you’d probably be able to find a couple johns that would be willing to sign release waivers for a discount that would appear without their faces blocked out. Kevin Federline is calling his agent as we speak. You’d have to call it a documentary though, to get around all those puritans.
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