Florence Welch is a Hot Redhead
December 16th, 2010 -
She’s a rocker, a redhead, and British (if you’re into that sort of thing. I am. Those Brit girls are dirty birds, let me tell you…) And she is allegedly the third hottest redhead in the world, after Christina Hendricks and Juliann Moore. I think I’d move her up to second personally. Oh, and she doesn’t seem averse to kissing other girls either, if one of the pictures after the jump is any indication.
Florence Welch is ‘third hottest redhead in the world’ – Daily Gossip | News | NME.COM.
How Do I Not Know April Macie?
December 15th, 2010 -
So let me get this straight: She’s a smoking hot redhead and funny things come out of her mouth? And the funny things are usually dirty? Where have I been? Not watching broadcast television the last couple years apparently, specifically reality TV. Which you would think I would since it seems to be filled with desperate, morality-optional women (which happen to be my type…)
So anyways, hopefully she will be in a movie, or on Sinemax or something soon so I can see more of her. Or come to a comedy club up here in the arctic so I could ogle her in person.
More photos after the jump
Santa Slips Christina Hendricks the Banana
December 6th, 2010 -
Christina Hendricks says that Santa never brings her coal, but she usually gets fruit (as demonstrated by her husband, to the left.)
Her family has a tradition of carving the person’s name lightly into a banana which then turns brown, showing there name. This is caused by polyphenol oxidase, an enzyme, reacting with oxygen. I know fuck all about enzymes or even how to pronounce that, though enzyme filled alien bananas being slipped into redheads sounds like a good idea for a sci-fi porno. Anybody know who I can pitch this idea to?
What Will Santa Bring Christina Hendricks? A Banana! – Christmas, Christina Hendricks : People.com.
Lindsay Lohan Blah Blah Blah.
September 23rd, 2010 -
I did a double-take when I realized this picture was of Lindsay Lohan. It’s an impressive Photoshop job. Kudos. Oh yeah, and it was with an article.
Some fetish place has offered to give Lindsay $50,000 to be videotaped blowing up balloons, playing with them, and then popping them. And not get naked. The article didn’t really explain if the balloon part was the fetish, or the not getting naked part was. Considering how easy it is to get Lindsay to expose herself, it’s a pretty even bet.
I don’t understand this fetish, but then again, I don’t understand most of them. I did get scared the last time a balloon broke, cause I figured that meant there’d be yet another mouth to feed. I got lucky that time.
Actually, I’d Love to Burst Your Bubble :: Agent Bedhead.
More balloon fetish pictures for you after the jump
You just fucked with the wrong Mexican
September 20th, 2010 -
Machete has just about everything you could ask for in a move: babes, guns, nudity, knives, gore, bombs, sex. Need I go on?
This here is Alicia Rachel Marek, and she’s a topless redhead throughout the movie. Robert Rodriguez had me at that.
You start out the movie with a naked chick who refuses to get dressed because it’s too hot. And is hiding something…
Then you throw in Jessica Alba strutting around in high heels and impossibly tight pants. Then add Michelle Rodriguez showing off more than I thought she had. Plus, you remember the twin babysitters in Planet Terror? They are back as sexy nurses in outfits that you keep praying were just an inch shorter. I believe that a tension filled sex scene between Jessica Alba and Michelle would have busted this out to the next level.
Get Yourself Some Young Christina Hendricks
September 7th, 2010 -
I actually think I saw this episode of Undressed when it was originally on. See, before there was the internet, we had to either watch shows like this and imagine boobies, or try to unscramble the pay stations in our head. This was cutting edge television back when MTV aired it. You didn’t see stuff this risque. I had no idea who she was back then, but I always remember redheads. I also have a disconcerting attraction to her with pigtails…
Via World of Wonder.
Christina Hendricks Negates the Word Boring
August 26th, 2010 -
Some things are just boring, no matter what. Except when you add Christina Hendricks. Anything you add Christina Hendricks to is immediately fascinating, I don’t care what it is. Accounting and Christina Hendricks? I can’t wait! Your cousin’s bratty kid’s pre-school play? Christina Hendricks will be there? Sure I’ll film it for you! You want me to have a rectal exam and Christina Hendricks just walked by the building? Sounds OK to me.
Some people claim she isn’t really a redhead, but they fail to see that being a redhead is more than just having the hair. It’s a state of being. Besides, being Christina Hendricks trumps being a redhead.
Mad Men’s Christina Hendricks Can Even Make Boring Raincoats Look Sexy.
Redheads: Do We Even Need Another Hair Color?
August 9th, 2010 -
I haven’t had a crush on a redhead this deep since fourth grade, when I fell in love with a fifth grader who had no idea who I was. On Valentine’s Day, I snuck a card into her classroom during recess with some sort of Secret Admirer signature on it. I don’t know if she ever knew it was me, which is probably lucky for one of us. I’m not sure if they had restraining orders back then.
This is What Women Should Look Like
September 21st, 2009 -
And this is how men should look at women. If I wasn’t so poor, I could actually buy the picture and post it for you. But if I had money, you’d probably be reading a classy, art inspired monologue on beauty, instead of a pervert’s random typings while drooling over a killer rack. We both lose, I guess. And the guy who’s jaw is about to fall off is her fiance. He’s seen those fleshy wonderpuppies unleashed (well, I assume he has,) and still reacts that way.
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