Happy Birthday Google! I consider you my BFF and would really like you to think the same of me (no, really, I like totally mean that.) I really enjoyed your balls, in a non homosexual way (not that there’s anything wrong with that.) Don’t let that Mean old Microsoft harsh your mellow trying to bring the man down on you. What a bummer they are. They’re just jealous (Haters be hatin’ like all the cool kids say.)
Happy 12th Birthday Google
September 7th, 2010 -
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Emma Stone is Easy
August 23rd, 2010 -
New Emma Stone movie, in which she turns the tale of Hester Prynne on her head. Advantages: Redhead and Amanda Bynes (who has managed to make it to adulthood without rehab or a breakdown.)
Emma Stone: New ‘Easy A’ Poster! | Alyson Michalka, Emma Stone | Just Jared Jr. – JJJ.
Feminazis Want To Ban Beer Ad
August 6th, 2010 -
Now, first, you have to realize this is happening in Austria, so none of it affects you, even the advertising. Well except that you’ll enjoy looking at it.
But a feminist group wants this ad banned because they claim that the topless women are just being objectified, according to The Croatian Times, and have no relation to the beer. I disagree, Beer and Boobies always go together in my book. While either one separately is great, you put them together and they are both magnified (“You’ve got your beer on my boob!” “You’ve got your boob in my beer!!“ See what I mean?) Points to the copy editor who titled the article Nipping Out For a Pint.
Also, is that Charisma Carpenter on the left? Because that would take this to an entirely better level.
Arrest Me, I Did It
October 8th, 2009 -
I don’t care what it is, but if you don’t take me into custody and frisk me immediately, I’ll do it again.
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