No Exit Wound» redhead

Ugh.

Monte — Thu, 27 Jan 2011 00:15:05 +0000

We’ll be right back after we clean this mess up…

Florence Welch is a Hot Redhead

Monte — Thu, 16 Dec 2010 20:05:30 +0000

She’s a rocker, a redhead, and British (if you’re into that sort of thing. I am. Those Brit girls are dirty birds, let me tell you…) And she is allegedly the third hottest redhead in the world, after Christina Hendricks and Juliann Moore. I think I’d move her up to second personally. Oh, and she doesn’t seem averse to kissing other girls either, if one of the pictures after the jump is any indication.
Florence Welch is ‘third hottest redhead in the world’ – Daily Gossip | News | NME.COM.

Christina Ain’t No Ho

Monte — Fri, 29 Oct 2010 12:56:11 +0000

Granted, that is one sexy ass outfit, but hooker? Do hookers usually wear fleece where you live? I’m not saying I wouldn’t pay for it (I would so pay for it,) but the hooker where I live dresses a lot flashier than that (she’s also about 30 years older but we’ll leave that for a later time.)

Christina Hendricks was mistaken for a hooker – What Would Tyler Durden Do.

Looks Like I picked the Wrong Day to Quit Masturbating

Monte — Wed, 13 Oct 2010 14:50:24 +0000

It’s like a perfect storm of fap material, and I wasn’t even turned on by rubber gloves until I saw this. Now where did those X-ray glasses I bought from the back of Boy’s Life go?

PHOTOS Christina Hendricks in retro skin-tight animal print pin-up photoshoot : starcasm.net.

Back From Rehab

Monte — Thu, 07 Oct 2010 13:56:18 +0000

I checked myself out of rehab so I could come back and post some entries for my reader. He was probably getting bored. I guess you do need to keep your content fresh, because from the looks of it, nobody hit my site the entire time I was locked up.

The real reason I checked out was I heard a rumour about a picture of Christina Hendricks sucking and blowing a fag. Jackpot, I thought. Now I realize it was some British pansy telling me this, and in their language, what we call a fag they call an aristocrat. Oh well, rehab is for quitters. Just ask Lindsay Lohan. I might have to acquire a smoking fetish after this.

Man Mesmerized by Sight of Christina Hendricks Sucking and Blowing.

Rock Goddess Nancy Wilson Dumps Her Husband

Monte — Mon, 27 Sep 2010 13:35:37 +0000

Nancy Wilson, the redheaded, didn’t get fat, sister from Heart, is divorcing her husband of 22 years, Cameron Crowe. They cite irreconcilable differences as the reason. You just don’t hear that one enough anymore. She’s changing her name back, and will continue to perform with Heart (was there talk that she wouldn’t?)

Cameron Crowe wrote and Directed Fast Times at Ridgemont High, which was originally a short story in Playboy. I did read Playboy for the articles (It’s true! I read Penthouse for the pictures. Playboy was like Popular Science compared to Penthouse. The first pictorial I ever saw in Penthouse involved a girl who looked like a gutter rat runaway and a mannequin getting it on with each other at the beach. That’s not something a 12 year old forgets.)

By the way, don’t look at the photo from that story, it look’s like a Halloween advertisement, or one of those ‘Zombify yourself” things. Look at my pictures instead. And just because Ann got fat doesn’t mean I’m not attracted to her. Everybody enjoys some chubby sex from time to time.

More photos after the break.

Rocker Nancy Wilson Files for Divorce From Director Cameron Crowe | PopEater.com.

Blonde Christina Hendricks Blowjob

Monte — Tue, 14 Sep 2010 17:33:39 +0000

By now everybody has heard that Christina Hendricks is going to be in a movie with Ryan Gosling. What they don’t know, in order of importance, is:

She will be blond, not a redhead
She will not have sex in the movie
She gets her freakin’ head blown off!

She plays an airheaded bank teller who somehow gets involved in a disastrous bank heist gone awry. I can’t wait!

EXCLUSIVE! A Blonde Christina Hendricks Gets Her Head Blown Off After A Bank Heist Gone Wrong In ‘Drive’! « Hollywood Life.

I’d Still Do An Android Christina Hendricks; Doubly So Now That I Think About It

Monte — Sun, 12 Sep 2010 20:41:41 +0000

I don’t understand why they don’t show music videos on MTV anyway. Three minutes is about the extent of my ability to concentrate anyway. Break that up with some commercials and my Medulla Oblongata is happy.

This is Christina Hendricks in a music video, The Ghost Inside by Broken Bells. Once again, anything can be made better when you include a redhead, and anything can come close to being perfect when that redhead is Christina Hendricks. And she plays an android. Android Christina would probably be the only chance I would have to get her to fall in love with me (I’d use my logical skills I learned from watching Star Trek non-stop for 30 years. Androids dig that.)

She removes body parts, but you don’t see much boobies. Hence “close to perfect”. She also gets to show off some acting skills which is nice so you remember she’s not just a carrier for her perfect rack. She’s a person too. Except when she’s an android.

Holy Crap, Tawny Kitaen!

Monte — Fri, 10 Sep 2010 16:49:39 +0000

Wow, from cart-wheeling red-headed sex vixen, to spouse abuser, to drunk driver, and now on to devoted mother and counseling volunteer. I have to say, as much as I love her as a redhead, she’s pretty sexy as a 49 year old blond.

Tawny Kitaen: Who she is today – Daily Pilot.

Lesbian Redhead Lapdance

Monte — Wed, 08 Sep 2010 17:14:14 +0000

I’m pretty sure I’m a lesbian, because this video spoke to me. I’m might just quit blogging because I have found the prefect blog title. Lesbian Redhead Lapdance. Lesbian Redhead Lapdance. Lesbian Redhead Lapdance! Three simple words that when combined together have great power. They are like a magical spell created for good (because there is nothing bad about redheads, lesbians, or lapdances. duh.)

Once you recover from that, there is a part 2, wherein the brunette does a belly dance for the redhead. It’s not quite as hot, but the redhead keeps stealthily pulling up the brunettes skirt so her ass is hanging out, making me love her even more. Nothing could make this better, unless it was a fish tank? What? That was my final wish?