Well It Turns Out That Microsoft Ad WAS A Porno

October 1st, 2009 - 

It’s nice to see people who aren’t afraid to get their freak on, crossing racial and generational barriers. I mean, usually to see porn with this diverse of a group, you need to buy it from Southern Charms, or some other two-bit “amateur” site.  I like the way grandma keeps glancing at the black dude, but not for too long.  She’s such a tease.  And the white guy actually seems less creepy than most white guys in porn.  I think they were going for the Chuck look, which, girls tell me, attract them.  And the blonde MILF is pretty much a standard, now isn’t she?  Pretty, but not too pretty.  Suggestive, but not too suggestive.  I bet Chuck there is wrapped around her finger, and lets her do just about anything she wants, just for the honor of staying married to her.  But anyways, what a stupid idea.  The only people having Windows 7 launch parties are guys who are too geeky to get girls, and still play with action figures (otherwise known as dolls.)  And I’ve seen better infomercials advertising rectum wash than this.  The bleeping just makes it almost bearable.  If you are having a Windows 7 party, and aren’t a chickenhead, or male, prove me wrong and send me pictures.


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Patti Blagojevich appears on ‘The View’

September 10th, 2009 - 

I missed Patti Blagojevich on the View, mostly because I can’t stand that fuckin’ show.  But I like Patti.  When she was on I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here! we got to see her softer, more vulnerable side.  And, judging from the tapes of her and her husband, she’s a dirty talker, and when a girl is a dirty talker, she’s usually not just a dirty talker.  One of the porno companies needs to make a parody of that show.  You got your interracial with Patti and John Salley.  You’ve got Janice as your used hard and put away wet porn hag that you know will greedily toss salad, and you’ve got your stupid, scumball, retarded white guy that thinks stepping on some chicks head or smacking her is hot with Spencer Pratt.  Genius!

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