Did one of those activist judges put her under house arrest at Wal-Mart? What is she homeless? Running out of room at the local hoosegaw? I thought arrest was supposed to be a punishment. This chick looks like Wal-Mart’s target audience. Maybe that’s it. Wal-Mart has partnered with the justice system to have people sentenced to stay at Wal-mart: Buy all their toiletries, eat at the snack bar, and spend all of their money there instead of being a burden to the penal system (ED: you missed a prime opportunity for a dick joke right there, WTF?)
I think I may have just solved the prison overcrowding problem. Can you patent shit like that? I see those commercials on TV for patenting inventions, but never for patenting thoughts and ideas. I’d ask a lawyer but the only ones I know are busy chasing ambulances and suing companies for letting their employees try and kill themselves so they can make bank. Maybe I need a more upscale set of associates.
If there’s anything worse than poisoned jubblies, I don’t know what they are. Boobs are a terrible thing to waste. And that’s why someone has finally invented the bra gas mask. If World War Tres ever comes about, it’s comforting to know that at least there whilst be titties left for the survivors, because, what gives you more hope in life than tits? As a fat, unloved, socially awkward teen, I know tits are the only thing that made life worth living. I guess that’s why I always go for big ones (can tits be too big? yes, they can. Even comical, but that’s another post.)
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