Nipples Ahoy Sounds Like a Good Stripper Name

January 13th, 2011 - 

Sure it’s pandering on their part and mine, but here’s a link to some topless strippers shoveling snow in NYC.  Apparently the ones with the oversized impants stayed back at the club shakin’ their money makers, but I’d be the last person to discount looking at boobs, even if they are the almost a mouthful type.  In the words of Ron White “Once you’ve see one set of boobs, you want to see them all.”

So take heart New York,  even shoveling snow can be fun if you do it right.

Big-Hearted Strippers Come to New York’s Rescue.

I Usually Have to Pay Extra For This

October 7th, 2009 - 

MilkProtest600Cause pregnant hookers usually charge more for some reason.  I don’t know if it’s because they are working for two, or you’re using more resources, or what.  Then again, if they could shoot it that far, I’d pay even more.

European Farmers’ Anger Spills Into the Streets of Brussels – NYTimes.com.