By now everybody has heard that Christina Hendricks is going to be in a movie with Ryan Gosling. What they don’t know, in order of importance, is:
She plays an airheaded bank teller who somehow gets involved in a disastrous bank heist gone awry. I can’t wait!
I’m hoping that Machete will be the greatest movie ever made. I already know that it has a Mom/Daughter sex scene, Linsay Lohan, Rose McGowan, a set of twins and lots of killing in it. It even has Michele Rodriguez. She might be a dyke bitch, but she’s still pretty sexy.
And I haven’t even mentioned Danny Trejo. That is one bad motherfucker.
New Emma Stone movie, in which she turns the tale of Hester Prynne on her head. Advantages: Redhead and Amanda Bynes (who has managed to make it to adulthood without rehab or a breakdown.)
Emma Stone: New ‘Easy A’ Poster! | Alyson Michalka, Emma Stone | Just Jared Jr. – JJJ.
It’s been a while since Charisma Carpenter has been in anything that you’ve heard of, but the dry spell has finally been broken. Not only is she in a headlining movie, The Expendables, but she’s one of the stars of an advertising campaign. Unfortunately, it’s not a very good advertising campaign. Butterfinger could have done much better. Like just a montage of Charisma eating their candy bar.
I’ve been a fan since she was Cordelia, having to keep reminding myself it’s OK, she’s really legal, as she played a high school cheerleader.
But anyways, this movies looks like it could be a hit, though I’m not sure how you can have a movie call The Expendables, fill it with action movie has beens, and not include Steven Seagal.
Butterfinger video and a Charisma Carpenter photo montage after the jump. I advise against watching the other Butterfinger video. Even though it is Charisma centric, it makes no sense and royally sucks.
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