Not Milk
Apparently her plan really was crazy enough to work. TMZ is reporting that E*Trade has settled with Lindsay Lohan in exchange for her dropping her $100 million lawsuit, and that Lohan is very happy with the amount received.
This just boggles my mind. I was sure that E*Trade would just put their hands over their ears and keep repeating La La La La over and over again until she went away or passed out drunk. You know, I think that smug little baby insulted me too. Where’s my lawyer?
Cause pregnant hookers usually charge more for some reason. I don’t know if it’s because they are working for two, or you’re using more resources, or what. Then again, if they could shoot it that far, I’d pay even more.
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