I’ve been hard for Ellen Barkin since I was old enough to get a hard-on (scared the hell out of me the first time it happened. How about you?) I don’t care if she’s old enough to be my mother. In some ways, that makes it even better.
Don’t Shoot the Schlessinger
August 21st, 2010 -
Stephen Colbert is one of the funniest people on television, according to a friend of mine. I enjoy him in small doses. I did enjoy this segment, because Thomas Jefferson jokes hook me every time. Get a job Cinnabar! Um, I didn’t mean that. Please don’t make me give up my future radio show. Cinnabar is one of my favorite colors. But Belgians, they are a nasty, thieving race, and all I drink is Bud Light, to support Americans. Fuck yeah! This picture is not Laura Schlessinger. I do enjoy MILFs, but you have to draw the line somewhere, especially when they have become radioactive.
Video after the break.
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