Bonus porn quote of the day: Aren’t you glad I know what teabagging means? – Lisa Sparxxx in Real MILF Gangbangs.
Yes We Are, Lisa
September 20th, 2011 -
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Where Has Daryl Hannah Been?
September 27th, 2010 -
Somehow I missed the fact that Daryl Hannah is an environmental hippie. Her house runs on solar power, is built with green materials, she drives a car that runs on biodiesel, and she wears those gigantic necklaces that all hippie women wear as identification. How come they didn’t make a reality show with her instead of that Ed guy? Old whiny male environmentalist? Boring. MILFy blonde environmentalist who has gotten naked on camera before? Awesome.
Splash is the first time I saw Daryl and I was at the age where a naked blonde makes a big impression on a guy. You know the age I’m talking about: somewhere between three and dead.
Daryl does a video blog of her own at dhlovelife where she is often a one woman show, running sound, video, and hosting. She discusses a variety of topics, mostly to do with treehugging and protesting, two of her favorite activities to be arrested for.
Did you know she’s missing part of a finger? And it wasn’t from Kill Bill, it was when she was a young girl. I used to get her confused with Kim Bassinger, but that chick is a total wacko.
More better Daryl pictures after the jump.
Lauren Graham
September 9th, 2010 -
I’ve always liked Lauren Graham, but I’m not sure why. Sure she’s a MILF, and she has that quirky sense of humor, and she’ll talk dirty to you. I even enjoy listening to her talk, which is something I prefer woman not to do unless it’s dirty talk (see previous.) But you know she’ll shut you down when you try any kinky stuff. Though she did lick Billy Bob Thornton (what is with that guy? and Angelina Jolie? Is he the Tommy Lee of actors or something?) She’s a conservative that likes staying home and cooking, watching television, and playing board games. That’s how Peter Krause bagged her; by asking her to his house to play a board game! That line has never worked for me. Maybe I just enjoy being denied that which I desire.
Peter Krause Dating Lauren Graham; Parenthood’s Krause and Graham a Couple (Video).
Erin Gray Still Looks Hot
September 7th, 2010 -
This is the Erin Gray that caused me pleasure as a child
And this is the Erin Gray that pleasures me as a man (well in that one dream I had this weekend she did anyway)
She’s appearing at DragonCon in Atlanta currently, both as a celebrity, and as a representative for other celebrities, which is her new career, organizing former famous people to mingle with freaks and geeks.
Tonight I’m gonna shotgun some Ambien and see if I can get both childhood fantasy Erin and washed-out adult fantasy Erin to both appear. If I’m dead in the morning, you’ll know why and that I left happy.
Conventions: Another day at the office for celebs – CNN.com.
Mom plans to sue Over Wet T-Shirt
August 9th, 2010 -
Apparently the City of Tavares, FL frowns upon MILF wet T-shirt contests at it’s city water park. Janet Lovett (not pictured in this article; this picture is just better, click through for her picture,) was stopped by law enforcement when leaving the park and had her name requested for their database. When she repeatedly refused, the office arrested her.
What kind of database would they put her in? A database for wet T-shirt wearers? asked her husband as he watched helplessly behind a fence. (I personally think this is an excellent idea. Perhaps they are collecting contestants for their annual fundraiser?)
She had been talked to on three different occasions about slashing around in the water with her son and allowing her shirt and bra to become soaked with water.
She is now pondering a lawsuit.
Mom plans to sue Tavares for arrest following wet T-shirt at children’s park – OrlandoSentinel.com.
what your mom does with your webcam
October 2nd, 2009 -
I think this video was posted here to be funny, but I don’t think it is. What’s wrong with reliving your high school dance numbers to try and get guys? It would get me. See, back in the day, anything Michael Jackson did was magical. Chicks that would run screaming with fear if they saw a black guy started creaming over Michael. And that was even after he burned his hair off. So get over the MJ, and pay attention to her moves. She’s limber and attractive. All she’s missing is a pole and some high heels and this would look like a normal Friday night for me. I was already pulling singles out of my wallet before I realized I was just watching a video.
Besides, she she looks like the type of chick that would be up for the “I’m a producer, come sit next to my on my casting couch” ploy whether she believed it or not. I can see it in her eyes.
Tengobaila (what your mom does with your webcam) Video – Heavy.com.
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