I never thought I would think, let alone type, those three words together. I don’t watch Dancing with the Starz or whatever the fuck that show is, and I could care less about it even if they had transgender fat guys performing. But the news of this photo I couldn’t escape. Who knew that ole’ Nancy had such a large pair of knockers, and that they (or at least one) wanted to come out and play so badly?
Well Hello Shrieky Annoying Chick from Whatever News Channel That Is
September 27th, 2011 -
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Check Out Those Bristols
August 30th, 2010 -
Amy Poehler just had a baby, and apparently she hasn’t been seen in public before last night’s Emmy Awards. I have no idea because I never watch those shows (meaning the Emmy’s, award shows in general, or anything including Amy Poehler.)
I’ll bet that’s one healthy baby that’s gonna have a breast fixation for life, not to mention her husband. I mean, they aren’t gargantuan, but I’m not sure I even knew she had breasts before this picture. And she seems to be channeling a little bit of Ellen Barkin, which can never be a bad thing.
So congratulations Amy, congratulations Will, and congratulations America. Good night.
An Answer To The Breast/Boob/Funbag Question
August 24th, 2010 -
One of the things that is more fun than talking about boobies is listening to women talk about boobies. Last week, Jezebel held a poll looking for the preferred term, and boobs won (don’t boobs always win, really?)
I’m also happy the jubblies made the list, though chesticles just sounds wrong. And angry sack of rabbits? Really?
But I may start using the term Bristols. Just sayin.
Chloe Vevrier is Spiritual
August 20th, 2010 -
I didn’t even know who Chloe Vevrier was until recently, and that is a shame, 
because she is my kind of girl. And by that, I mean she has a huge rack, and she likes showing it off. I find myself drifting closer to the arty, tasteful erotic photography as I get older, appreciating the curves and lines of the female form, the sensuality. As long as they’ve got the knockers out.
Chloe has a mature, almost spirtual quality about her (she’s into Kaballah.) She’s not a recent high school dropout looking to make money and party by getting naked (not that there’s anything wrong with that — far from it!)
Here she is in the ever classic Boob Cruise 2006
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