Breaking pictures of Christina eating a Jello cup. The British call it a pot of jelly for some reason. Somehow they think this makes them more sophisticated than us. Did they forget Katie Price or whatever her name is hails from there? I don’t care though. This could be a picture of her raising a leg to blow out a burrito fart and it would still give me a hardon. Even the supposedly unflattering pictures of her walking through the airport a week or so ago gave me a thrill, though it might have more to do with my wife holding out for me going on week three more than anything else. How is “at least you aren’t as fat as your sister” anything but a compliment?
More pictures at the link below.
Christina Hendricks takes a break from filming Drive to snack on jelly | Mail Online.
If there’s anything worse than poisoned jubblies, I don’t know what they are. Boobs are a terrible thing to waste. And that’s why someone has finally invented the bra gas mask. If World War Tres ever comes about, it’s comforting to know that at least there whilst be titties left for the survivors, because, what gives you more hope in life than tits? As a fat, unloved, socially awkward teen, I know tits are the only thing that made life worth living. I guess that’s why I always go for big ones (can tits be too big? yes, they can. Even comical, but that’s another post.)
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