and I said nothing, because I can’t stand Oompla Loompas, especially the guido variety. There’s nothing worse than an orange midget with an attitude. I say we round all of them up and stuff them in balls and drop them off of buildings.
Next up, flinging people through the air from a trebuchet who have names like The Situation.
Snooki to Drop From Ball in Times Square on MTV New Year’s Special – The Hollywood Reporter.
I just am not turned on by midgets. I’m not racist anymore than you, they just don’t make me horny. Now sucking on a penis shaped popsicle? Kind of hot. Being four foot tall while doing so? Not so hot. Being named Snooki? Really not hot. I’m all for train wrecks, but you must be this tall for the ride. Actually, none of the reality “stars” on Jersey Shore do anything for me. Hook up culture is being done a disservice by this show.
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