I’d Still Do An Android Christina Hendricks; Doubly So Now That I Think About It

September 12th, 2010 - 
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I don’t understand why they don’t show music videos on MTV anyway. Three minutes is about the extent of my ability to concentrate anyway. Break that up with some commercials and my Medulla Oblongata is happy.

This is Christina Hendricks in a music video, The Ghost Inside by Broken Bells.  Once again, anything can be made better when you include a redhead, and anything can come close to being perfect when that redhead is Christina Hendricks.  And she plays an android.  Android Christina would probably be the only chance I would have to get her to fall in love with me (I’d use my logical skills I learned from watching Star Trek non-stop for 30 years.  Androids dig that.)

She removes body parts, but you don’t see much boobies.  Hence “close to perfect”. She also gets to show off some acting skills which is nice so you remember she’s not just a carrier for her perfect rack.  She’s a person too. Except when she’s an android.

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Erin Gray Still Looks Hot

September 7th, 2010 - 
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This is the Erin Gray that caused me pleasure as a childWilma Deering

And this is the Erin Gray that pleasures me as a man (well in that one dream I had this weekend she did anyway)

Erin Gray, certified MILF

She’s appearing at DragonCon in Atlanta currently, both as a celebrity, and as a representative for other celebrities, which is her new career, organizing former famous people to mingle with freaks and geeks.

Tonight I’m gonna shotgun some Ambien and see if I can get both childhood fantasy Erin and washed-out adult fantasy Erin to both appear.  If I’m dead in the morning, you’ll know why and that I left happy.

Conventions: Another day at the office for celebs – CNN.com.

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Get Yourself Some Young Christina Hendricks

September 7th, 2010 - 
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I actually think I saw this episode of Undressed when it was originally on. See, before there was the internet, we had to either watch shows like this and imagine boobies, or try to unscramble the pay stations in our head. This was cutting edge television back when MTV aired it. You didn’t see stuff this risque. I had no idea who she was back then, but I always remember redheads. I also have a disconcerting attraction to her with pigtails…

Via World of Wonder.

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America, Fuck Yeah

August 30th, 2010 - 
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That is all.

Tiny Patriotic Bikini

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Heart Needs Protection From Palin Supporters

August 22nd, 2010 - 
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Ann and Nancy Wilson had to improve their security after they complained about Sarah Palin using their song Barracuda during her campaign.  People actually threatened harm to the sisters because of this.  Do they realize that this is two little old ladies, both who are AARP members?  And over something as silly as, I don’t know, complaining about someone misappropriating their property?  What do you think these teabaggers would do if someone tried to take their property without permission?  Probably complain about how they are being discriminated against, either way.

Heart – Heart Still Angry Over Palin Scandal – Contactmusic News.

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Aarti, Our New Sweet Tooth

August 16th, 2010 - 
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So last night Aarti, the Aarti Paarti blogger, won Next Food Network Star.  I have to put a disclaimerAarti Paarti here, I’ve always had a thing for Indian girls, much more than Asian girls (eat that, nerds!)  Even though she grew up in Dubai, she gives off a sort of California girl vibe.  She used to be a producer at CNN before going to culinary school and enjoys belly dancing (and who doesn’t like that?)  I’m looking forward to her show and hope that it will cut down on all those damn contest shows!  I’d watch Food Network more if it wasn’t for all of them (I get the munchies a lot…)

Did I mention she has Juggs?

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Tonight, A Very Special Blossom

August 5th, 2010 - 
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Where I live (which can sort of be described as Idaho, without the urban areas,) we don’t have many Jewish girls.  Our closest reference point would be Fran Drescher, The Nanny, and if they are all like that, then I’m glad we don’t.  Unless they have a rack on them that will distract you from their annoying voice.  A nice rack can pretty much make up for any other shortfalls a girl may have, up to, and sometimes including, disfigurement.  I once knew a girl who had half her face melted off in a fire.  I picked her up hitchhiking in the fog, so you didn’t notice it right away, especially with how your eyes were drawn to her cleavage and away from the scarred up mess that was the side of her face.  I like to think of myself as being generous because I still did her.  I mean, isn’t this one of the situations that created doggie style?

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Hold Me Back

September 28th, 2009 - 
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epic-fail-short-shorts-failSeriously, I would hit that.  I don’t know what her face looks like, but that is why God made doggie style, isn’t it?

This outfit is telling me that she’s comfortable with her skin and she has no problem getting comfortable with YOUR skin.  You don’t have to be some Adonis, just up for some freaky time with a gal that knows what she likes and will tell you exactly how to give it to her.  They don’t call those things love handles for nothin.  You’re gonna need someplace to hold on to once she gets going.

All you haters that think women have to be perfect or discarded are going to regret all your missed opportunities someday.

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