Did one of those activist judges put her under house arrest at Wal-Mart? What is she homeless? Running out of room at the local hoosegaw? I thought arrest was supposed to be a punishment. This chick looks like Wal-Mart’s target audience. Maybe that’s it. Wal-Mart has partnered with the justice system to have people sentenced to stay at Wal-mart: Buy all their toiletries, eat at the snack bar, and spend all of their money there instead of being a burden to the penal system (ED: you missed a prime opportunity for a dick joke right there, WTF?)
I think I may have just solved the prison overcrowding problem. Can you patent shit like that? I see those commercials on TV for patenting inventions, but never for patenting thoughts and ideas. I’d ask a lawyer but the only ones I know are busy chasing ambulances and suing companies for letting their employees try and kill themselves so they can make bank. Maybe I need a more upscale set of associates.

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