I Suggest This Be Settled With Mud Wrestling

October 3rd, 2011 - 

Twin Peaks SundaeHooters is charging a “rival” restaurant, Twin Peaks, with stealing it’s trade secrets. What sort of trade secrets could they possess? They serve up beer, sort of digestible food, and have it served by girls in skimpy outfits who weren’t brave enough to pursue their dream of being discovered by Hollywood.

I guess Twin Peaks (which, you have to admit, is a great name,) has hired away quite a few former Hooters management people, such as Lexi here, to help them expand.

If they asked me for suggestions, I’d tell them to drop the subtlety from their menu selections and employee uniforms.  Hooters are just strip clubs for religious people anyways.

I remember when Wendy’s first went nationwide and the copycats came in.  They sued Sandy’s out of business, but Cindy’s was just different enough (they didn’t have fake newspaper printing on their tables) that they couldn’t get rid of them through the legal system.  Mysteriously, their restaurant burned down one night.  Don’t get any ideas, Hooters…

 

Hooters Lawsuit Claims Rival Restaurant Stole ‘Trade Secrets’.

Now That’s A Talent

September 29th, 2009 - 

I haven’t been to a Hooters in years, since I figured out the girls were just teases, and weren’t going to put out.  And the management frowns upon you shoving singles into their pants.  And by frown I mean call the cops and get a restraining order.  Now I wish I could go back so I could see this trick in person.  Then again, I bet I can find a stripper that can do the same thing while having the glass wedged between her knockers.  And she’ll appreciate the singles.

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