Wait, when he says crack, is he talking drugs, or is that some sort of sex jargon? And is chocolate milk code for something? Who in their right mind would invite Charlie Sheen to give an anti-drug message to anyone? What next, a special video conference with Charles Manson to preach non-violence? Lindsay Lohan speaking about financial stewardship?
You have to hand it to the guy though. I mean, here,after the jump, are just a handful of the girls he has banged. I guess he is a role-model after all.


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