Mommy, Why Did God Create Juggalos?

September 18th, 2010 - 
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Juggalo pornI guess I didn’t realize that The Gathering of the Juggalos was a yearly event.  Apparently in August of each of each year, Juggalos come together in Cave in Rock (WTF) Illinois for a combination retreat-vacation-orgy-concert.  I just don’t know how that can be pretty.

Oh I was right.  Things such as “a nude model will duct-tape a Juggalo to a stripper’s pole and then stuff an Ecstasy pill in his rectum” happen there.  Way to ruin strippers for me guys. The cops don’t even make an effort to control anything. It’s private property and there are four sheriff deputies for the area. As long as they stay inside, I’d stay the fuck away also.

This might be where Juggalos come to breed because the regular world would (or should) just kill the offspring as soon as they hatch (use fire.)

Oh, and in case you were in need of some advice:  Sex advice from Juggalos.

Live from Insane Clown Posse’s Gathering of the Juggalos – Page 1 – Music – New York – Village Voice.

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Tila Tequila Attacked with Feces by Juggalos

August 16th, 2010 - 
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The internet is made up of a series of tubes, and some of those tubes are sewer lines.  And sewer lines sometimes get clogged and back up.  When this happens, turds float to the surface, and this seems to be the cause of this news story, featuring multiple turds: Tila Tequila, Juggalos, real feces, and Insane Clown Posse (in order of importance.)

Apparently there is a giant music festival named The Gathering of the Juggalos.  Four days of music that people proud to label themselves Juggalos would enjoy. That sounds like entertainment.  Now I don’t know if having Tila on the bill was a joke or what, but, during her performance, the audience threw rocks, bottles, piss, and feces at her, while chanting “Show us your tits!”  And then when she finally did flash them (you had doubts?) they threw more shit at her.

Here is some “raw” video from Youtube, complete with annoying URL stripe across the screen.  This post has no redeeming features except to warn you of the fact that the Juggalos have their own festival.

And you thought Friday the 13th bad luck was restricted to just Friday…

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