American Police Force Derailed

October 6th, 2009 - 

Well I guess I’m gonna have to wait for the Lesbian prison pornos.  It looks like the 51R6MPDBZGL._SL500_AA240_City of Hardin has decided to put their agreement on hold, due to questions about the legality of the agreement and the wholesome nature of the companies fearless leader.  Seems he might be a con man and a criminal.  A criminal running a jail?  Sounds OK to me.  I mean, if you want to catch a criminal, the television has taught me that you need to hire a criminal, preferably a suave, sexy (to the ladies) smooth criminal, who’s also a sort of a smart-ass.  Cause he knows how they think.  So I think having a criminal run the jail would help, you know, keep the criminals in the jail, cause he’d know how they think, too.

But apparently Hardin is a city of naysayers and backbiters, even going after the people trying to save their community, and accusing them of being in cahoots with the conman.  So the jail will sit empty.  Maybe they can lease it out to some movie production.  Hmm…

The Associated Press: Montana city’s jail deal delayed amid controversy.