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September 23rd, 2010 - 
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Redheaded Lindsay Lohan

I did a double-take when I realized this picture was of Lindsay Lohan.  It’s an impressive Photoshop job. Kudos. Oh yeah, and it was with an article.

Some fetish place has offered to give Lindsay $50,000 to be videotaped blowing up balloons, playing with them, and then popping them.  And not get naked.  The article didn’t really explain if the balloon part was the fetish, or the not getting naked part was.  Considering how easy it is to get Lindsay to expose herself, it’s a pretty even bet.

I don’t understand this fetish, but then again, I don’t understand most of them.  I did get scared the last time a balloon broke, cause I figured that meant there’d be yet another mouth to feed. I got lucky that time.

Actually, I’d Love to Burst Your Bubble :: Agent Bedhead.

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That’s A First | People of Walmart

September 19th, 2009 - 
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Holy fuck!  I cannot describe how turned on I am by this right now.  Fat chicks just have more to love.  Those tits look like they weigh  more than my head.  She is obviously comfortable with her body  and is up for anything.  I’m thinking double penetration interracial gangbang.   See, the problem with double penetrations is 1) being able to stick two dicks in a chick that close, because of the logistics, and 2) being able to stick to dicks in a chick because of the fag quota.  With this chick, no worries!  You’ve got plenty of whore flesh between you and the other dude, plus, don’t black guys have enormous dicks?  Fishnets are like green lights to pussyville!

And I’m pretty sure she has self confidence issues.  I’m thinking you could do absolutely anything to her and she’d be grateful.  Too bad they don’t sell squids at Wal-Mart, because all of my fantasies could come true at one time (fat chick, interracial, Wal-Mart, squid, double penetration, in that order.)

And ignore the comments.  These people are just bitter.

That’s A First | People of Walmart.

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