Oprah kills KISS

October 15th, 2009 - 

Did you know that in KISS’s epic career, they’ve never had an album reach the No. 1 on the Billboard chart? After they released their record last week, that final prize seemed at hand. Then Oprah ruined everything.

Damn you Oprah.  Just because you have the power to make or destroy careers, it doesn’t mean you need to use it all the time.  With great power comes great responsibility.  I suppose KISS should take some of the blame also.  If they had worshipped at the altar of Oprah, perhaps things would have gone differently.  I think Gene Simmons capable of charming the pants off Oprah, figuratively speaking.  Probably literally speaking too, but again, just because you have a power doesn’t mean you need to use it.

And the fact that a Wal-Mart exclusive release is viewed as a sure shot absolutely disgusts me.

Oh, and I was made for lovin’ you, baby.

Oprah Ruins KISS’ Final Shot at Glory – KiSS – Gawker.