I haven’t had a crush on a redhead this deep since fourth grade, when I fell in love with a fifth grader who had no idea who I was. On Valentine’s Day, I snuck a card into her classroom during recess with some sort of Secret Admirer signature on it. I don’t know if she ever knew it was me, which is probably lucky for one of us. I’m not sure if they had restraining orders back then.
Arrest Me, I Did It
October 8th, 2009 -
I don’t care what it is, but if you don’t take me into custody and frisk me immediately, I’ll do it again.
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