No Exit Wound

Here is a snap of Marg Helgenberger attending something called the Rocky Horror Event.  As in Rocky Horror Picture Show?  I thought that died off in the 80′s.  I mean, they show it on broadcast television now, it isn’t special.  I had a great idea for a CSI episode once, but the producers just ignored it.  It would have been directed by that guy who did LOST, and would have been an alternative reality of CSI, where Marg was still a stripper AND a crime scene investigator.  And she would have hooked up with the black guy before he died.  We could kill him off the same episode anyways.  That’s what is so great about alternative realities, you can get away with pretty much anything.  I really wish they would have at least given me some creative criticism on my treatise.  Maybe the gangbang scene was too much for them.  Or the full-cast bukkake ending.  I’ll never know now.

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