No Exit Wound

While I have been “gone” the last several days, I have come to realize several things:

1. Cops don’t have to identify themselves when undercover, even if you ask them if they are a cop.
2. My wife is not willing to sleep with a bail bondsman for a discount.
3. Most of the people in jail have it worse off than I do.
4. I still haven’t given up on the existence of the hooker with a heart of gold.