Back From Rehab

October 7th, 2010 - 
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I checked myself out of rehab so I could come back and post some entries for my reader.  He was probably getting bored.  I guess you do need to keep your content fresh, because from the looks of it, nobody hit my site the entire time I was locked up.

The real reason I checked out was I heard a rumour about a picture of Christina Hendricks sucking and blowing a fag.  Jackpot, I thought.  Now I realize it was some British pansy telling me this, and in their language, what we call a fag they call an aristocrat.  Oh well, rehab is for quitters.  Just ask Lindsay Lohan. I might have to acquire a smoking fetish after this.

Christina Hendricks Sucking and Blowing a fag

Man Mesmerized by Sight of Christina Hendricks Sucking and Blowing.

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Do the Jello Jiggle

September 30th, 2010 - 
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Christina Hendricks Eating JelloBreaking pictures of Christina eating a Jello cup.  The British call it a pot of jelly for some reason.  Somehow they think this makes them more sophisticated than us.  Did they forget Katie Price or whatever her name is hails from there? I don’t care though.  This could be a picture of her raising a leg to blow out a burrito fart and it would still give me a hardon. Even the supposedly unflattering pictures of her walking through the airport a week or so ago gave me a thrill, though it might have more to do with my wife holding out for me going on week three more than anything else.  How is “at least you aren’t as fat as your sister” anything but a compliment?

More pictures at the link below.

Christina Hendricks takes a break from filming Drive to snack on jelly | Mail Online.

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More Christina Hendricks

September 20th, 2010 - 
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I’m gonna probably have to either rename this site Infatuated with Christina Hendricks because it seems that all I ever post about is her, or come up with some more material. But it’s hard not to. This is an article from Unreality, and they seem to be having the same problem that I am. Not only do they have great pictures of Christina, but there is a bonus video clip at the bottom of her getting her clothes passionately ripped off of her sumptuous curves.

Unreality – The 15 Best Pictures of Christina Hendricks

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Blonde Christina Hendricks Blowjob

September 14th, 2010 - 
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Christina Hendricks to be a blondeBy now everybody has heard that Christina Hendricks is going to be in a movie with Ryan Gosling.    What they don’t know, in order of importance, is:

  1. She will be blond, not a redhead
  2. She will not have sex in the movie
  3. She gets her freakin’ head blown off!

She plays an airheaded bank teller who somehow gets involved in a disastrous bank heist gone awry.  I can’t wait!

EXCLUSIVE! A Blonde Christina Hendricks Gets Her Head Blown Off After A Bank Heist Gone Wrong In ‘Drive’! « Hollywood Life.

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Christina Hendricks is Squeaky Clean

September 13th, 2010 - 
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I’d Still Do An Android Christina Hendricks; Doubly So Now That I Think About It

September 12th, 2010 - 
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I don’t understand why they don’t show music videos on MTV anyway. Three minutes is about the extent of my ability to concentrate anyway. Break that up with some commercials and my Medulla Oblongata is happy.

This is Christina Hendricks in a music video, The Ghost Inside by Broken Bells.  Once again, anything can be made better when you include a redhead, and anything can come close to being perfect when that redhead is Christina Hendricks.  And she plays an android.  Android Christina would probably be the only chance I would have to get her to fall in love with me (I’d use my logical skills I learned from watching Star Trek non-stop for 30 years.  Androids dig that.)

She removes body parts, but you don’t see much boobies.  Hence “close to perfect”. She also gets to show off some acting skills which is nice so you remember she’s not just a carrier for her perfect rack.  She’s a person too. Except when she’s an android.

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I Want To Stand and Salute That

September 11th, 2010 - 
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I really don’t have a lot of commentary to go with this. My jaw drops sort of like his every time I see it.

I made it loop continuously for you, just so you can give it the requisite appreciation her ass deserves.

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Get Yourself Some Young Christina Hendricks

September 7th, 2010 - 
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I actually think I saw this episode of Undressed when it was originally on. See, before there was the internet, we had to either watch shows like this and imagine boobies, or try to unscramble the pay stations in our head. This was cutting edge television back when MTV aired it. You didn’t see stuff this risque. I had no idea who she was back then, but I always remember redheads. I also have a disconcerting attraction to her with pigtails…

Via World of Wonder.

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Christina Hendricks Negates the Word Boring

August 26th, 2010 - 
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Nothing is boring with Christina Hendricks is involvedSome things are just boring, no matter what.  Except when you add Christina Hendricks.  Anything you add Christina Hendricks to is immediately fascinating, I don’t care what it is.  Accounting and Christina Hendricks?  I can’t wait!  Your cousin’s bratty kid’s pre-school play?  Christina Hendricks will be there?  Sure I’ll film it for you!  You want me to have a rectal exam and Christina Hendricks just walked by the building?  Sounds OK to me.

Some people claim she isn’t really a redhead, but they fail to see that being a redhead is more than just having the hair.  It’s a state of being.  Besides, being Christina Hendricks trumps being a redhead.

Mad Men’s Christina Hendricks Can Even Make Boring Raincoats Look Sexy.

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This is What Women Should Look Like

September 21st, 2009 - 
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And this is how men should look at women.  If I wasn’t so poor, I could actually buy the picture and post it for you.  But if I had money, you’d probably be reading a classy, art inspired monologue on beauty, instead of a pervert’s random typings while drooling over a killer rack. We both lose, I guess.   And the guy who’s jaw is about to fall off is her fiance.  He’s seen those fleshy wonderpuppies unleashed (well, I assume he has,) and still reacts that way.

Christina Hendricks via What Would Tyler Durden Do.

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