Christina Hendricks Was In A Music Video

October 3rd, 2011 - 

Christina Hendricks in an Everclear music videoI can’t believe I’m linking to this site, but this was worth watching. I guess I could have gone and found it somewhere else and not given credit, but I’m a standup kind of guy. And lazy. So anyways, back in 1997, there was a band named Everclear, and they had a couple hits, and they made some music videos for MTV (if you don’t know what those are, go ask your parents.) And in one of them, Christina Hendricks was the star.  I didn’t bother to turn the volume on because it would have just distracted me, but Christina plays a game show contestant who bounces up and down and claps.  There are also other showgirls there, one of which gets her ass patted by Bob Barker, and she likes it.  Also, if you watch to the very end, it looks like an Asian girl in a school girl outfit is hitting on one of the showgirls.  My kind of video.

He who shall remain nameless – Everclear video featuring Christina Hendricks

Christina Hendricks Really, Really Wants To Be Wonder Woman

September 20th, 2011 - 

The whole article is about how Christina used to wear Wonder Woman Underoos, and how much she wants to play Wonder Woman, which I think is the greatest idea evar.  Even though I am a misogynist that sexual-izes her along with all woman, I respect her acting acumen, her personality, and her values.

Now excuse me while I try and dive face first into her cleavage through my monitor and dream about ripping those underoos off of her.

 

 

Christina Hendricks Really, Really Wants To Be Wonder Woman | The Frisky.

Site Updates

September 19th, 2011 - 

Mandatory Credit: FayesVision/WENN.com

So I haven’t been updating the site all that often, mostly because I forgot my password and was too damn lazy to recover it.  The sad part is my hit s didn’t seem to drop at all.  How do I get this site more visible?  I think this Internet things is the biggest ponzi scheme since Social Security.

Of course, you didn’t read any of that, because you are too busy slouching down and beating off to Christina Hendrick’s giant tits.  Now go hit some of my other pages, you literal wanker. You could die from chafing all the skin off your dick before you plowed through all the pictures I have posted.  Tell your friends.  Hook the computer up to your crappy Vizio television you bought at Wal-mart and have another one of your home-erotic jerk parties.  They are all the rage in Belfast.

Insert Obligatory Golden Globes Reference Here

January 18th, 2011 - 

While I usually prefer my women to wear dresses that put their rack right out front and center (see Christina Hendricks co-star January Jones after the jump,) the dress Christina Hendricks wore was pretty hot in an elegant sort of way.

I’m also noticing a trend toward pale, alabaster skinned beauties and away from the orange oompla loompa Snooki tans.  Bully for you!

Christina Hendricks: The Hottest of the Golden Globes? | Celebrity-gossip.net.

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Clownin’ Around

January 17th, 2011 - 

These are a couple pretty trippy photos.  Who would have ever thought to pair three babes in space-age bikinis with two clowns for a story about liquor shots? My theory is an LSD flashback, or Stephen King won a bet with Hugh Hefner.

Christina Hendricks Playboy Pictures – Photos | The Smoking Jacket.

I just came in my pants a little

December 22nd, 2010 - 

While a good attempt at a photo, this doesn’t do Christina nearly enough justice.  She was on Rachel Ray yesterday (I cleared my social calendar so I could stay home and watch it!) and mentioned the rumours she might play Wonder Woman and said she would like to do so. Even if Christina couldn’t act, I don’t see how that wouldn’t be a win.  But given that she can act, she’s like three steps ahead of Megan Fox or whoever anyways.

Christina Hendricks as Wonder Woman

Oh and the animal print dress she was wearing made ME feel carnivorous.

Mad Men star Christina Hendricks would like to play Wonder Woman | Mail Online.

Santa Slips Christina Hendricks the Banana

December 6th, 2010 - 

Christina Hendricks helping the homelessChristina Hendricks says that Santa never brings her coal, but she usually gets fruit (as demonstrated by her husband, to the left.)

Her family has a tradition of carving the person’s name lightly into a banana which then turns brown, showing there name.  This is caused by polyphenol oxidase, an enzyme, reacting with oxygen.  I know fuck all about enzymes or even how to pronounce that, though enzyme filled alien bananas being slipped into redheads sounds like a good idea for a sci-fi porno.  Anybody know who I can pitch this idea to?

What Will Santa Bring Christina Hendricks? A Banana! – Christmas, Christina Hendricks : People.com.

Christina Ain’t No Ho

October 29th, 2010 - 

Christina Hendricks mistaken as a hookerGranted, that is one sexy ass outfit, but hooker?  Do hookers usually wear fleece where you live? I’m not saying I wouldn’t pay for it (I would so pay for it,) but the hooker where I live dresses a lot flashier than that (she’s also about 30 years older but we’ll leave that for a later time.)

Christina Hendricks was mistaken for a hooker – What Would Tyler Durden Do.

Looks Like I picked the Wrong Day to Quit Masturbating

October 13th, 2010 - 

It’s like a perfect storm of fap material, and I wasn’t even turned on by rubber gloves until I saw this. Now where did those X-ray glasses I bought from the back of Boy’s Life go?

Christina Hendricks bent over a chair

PHOTOS Christina Hendricks in retro skin-tight animal print pin-up photoshoot : starcasm.net.

This Might Be My Dream Come True

October 7th, 2010 - 

Christina Hendricks Lesbian KissIf there is one thing that melts my brain more than Christina Hendricks, it’s the thought of Christina Hendricks in a full bore sapphic encounter.  According to Christina, women hit on her all the time.  Her husband seems to think that is odd.  Looking at him, he should not have an opinion on anything.  Christina Hendricks married him.  He doesn’t get to talk.

Christina Hendricks Says ‘Women Hit on Me’ – FoxNews.com.