I guess Cher Lloyd has a new video out, and this is the only part that caught my attention (well, apart from the three of them lying on a bed together.) All I know is I spent more time looking at the blonde than I did at Cher. Give her a recording contract! The one on the left looks like a cheeky monkey, also.
All I could think of while watching this is Somebody must have seen a bad Chinese imitation of a Gwen Stefani video and thought “British people will eat this shit up!” And I guess it worked.
Stick to being a cocktease, babe. This singing thing just isn’t for you. Trust me, I remember Pia Zadora. I’ve been around.
Cher Lloyd has dyed her hair red, at the behest of this website. See, we told her during a heavy breathing phone call that we really liked redheads the best, and she had the potential to knock Christina Hendricks off her current altar where we worship, and bam! the next day Bob’s Your Uncle. The power of the internet, baby.
Still waiting on verification of the Cher Lloyd Nude photos.
Cher Lloyd: X Factor finalist steps out with bright red hair | Mail Online.
Well that didn’t turn out to be what I was hoping for. Maybe next time my sappho fantasies will be rewarded. I’m thinking after the inevitable melt-down for sure.
X Factor 2010: Cher Lloyd throws diva fit with angry lash out at crew member | Mail Online.
Cher Lloyd is reported to be devastated after falling to the bottom of the pile due to her unworthy performance of Imagine. Rumour has it that she is the source of tension between the contestants with her constant need to be seen as the center of attention and herraw, naked jealousy of Rebecca’s “natural” fashion sense. Fashion sense must be one of those phrases that mean something different to Britains than they do to Americans, like fag and fanny pack, because that dress is pretty horrendous looking. I’m pretty sure I saw the mum in a wedding wearing it a couple years ago.
Not that Cher’s dress is anything to brag about. She looks like one of the kid’s from a high school production of Peter Pan.
X FACTOR 2010: Cher Lloyd ‘devastated’ after falling victim to bottom two jinx | Mail Online.
Breaking news! Cher Lloyd turned sideways and disappeared from the television screen during a recent X-Factor performance. She claims that she has been eating, but did not address concerns that she has been purging. What do you think? The dress is a little Lady Gaga (in a Chav sort of way,) but it looks like she still has some meat on her bones. I mean, she’s not Calista Flockheart looking yet. Plus, those eyelashes add at least five pound (British) don’t they?
X Factor’s Cher Lloyd slams weight critics | Celebrity gossip | Marie Claire.
According to the press, Cher Lloyd has gone mad, due to her breaking down while performinmg for Cheryl Cole or somebody. She’s British. How would you be able to tell?
Cher Lloyd’s dad says her mental state is “fine” – mirror.co.uk.
What is X Factor? It looks like a rip-off of American Idol ’cause American Idol is all original and all shows want to be like it. They even have a faux British guy that looks just like the American one.
This is Cher Lloyd and unfortunately she is only 16. But she’s British and I think that’s legal there! She looks a bit like Keira Knightley which can’t be a bad thing. Hopefully she will win whatever show this is get a record deal come to America when she is legal and be a hot exhibitionist mess.
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