I have no fucking clue what they are saying, but it appears from this video, that Snooki busted a beer bottle over President Obama’s head in retaliation for his tanning tax. That would make great television!
These CGI cast members are way hotter, not to mention more realistic, than the real people.
This Event Could Be More Amazing, Apparently
August 16th, 2010 -
And that would be by having a Taiwanese news CGI re-enactment of the story (wherein PETA objected to Dodge using a real chimpanzee, cause, they had been abused in the past and Dodge should know better. What?)
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