You have to admit, wearing a dress you borrowed from a porn star’s wardrobe was the last thing the prosecutor was expecting. He’s pretty sure she did it, just like the last time, and starts to play lust-filled mind games with the unarmed actress, hoping to nail her. I hear Joe Eszterhas is doing the treatment.
In related news, that dress has been sold out (I didn’t make that part up…)
Was Lindsay Lohan’s Court Dress Inappropriate? – Style & Beauty – UsMagazine.com.
Has she ever made a movie that didn’t involve her and a black guy? I think she just scans the script and if she sees the word black she accepts it. And for some reason I am ok with this? Will you marry me Julia, even if for just a week? I can probably get most of these fantasies out of my system by then. Maybe…
Celebrity Pictures Galleries speedmonkey.net Julia Stiles Sexy In A Bikini.
While I usually prefer my women to wear dresses that put their rack right out front and center (see Christina Hendricks co-star January Jones after the jump,) the dress Christina Hendricks wore was pretty hot in an elegant sort of way.
I’m also noticing a trend toward pale, alabaster skinned beauties and away from the orange oompla loompa Snooki tans. Bully for you!
Christina Hendricks: The Hottest of the Golden Globes? | Celebrity-gossip.net.
Sure it’s pandering on their part and mine, but here’s a link to some topless strippers shoveling snow in NYC. Apparently the ones with the oversized impants stayed back at the club shakin’ their money makers, but I’d be the last person to discount looking at boobs, even if they are the almost a mouthful type. In the words of Ron White “Once you’ve see one set of boobs, you want to see them all.”
So take heart New York, even shoveling snow can be fun if you do it right.
Donna D’Errico claims that she was singled out for a body scan based upon her looks. Can you really blame them? Are you surprised that this type of thing is going to happen? Are you shocked that even though they claim the machines can’t save images they really can and there is no law currently saying that saving them is illegal?
Maybe if she had been wearing that patriotic bikini when she got there they wouldn’t have had to scan her. Besides, you can see all of her you want just by typing her name into Google. There’s even pictures of her getting her bristols tugged on by some creepy rock guy. And a sweaty security guard seeing your X-ray outrages you?
Donna D’Errico ‘Outraged’ Over Airport Body Scan – Starpulse.com.
I started celebrating Thanksgiving on Tuesday. My wife didn’t correct me that it’s next week until this morning when I asked why she wasn’t downstairs working on the turkey or pies instead of laying in bed watching Regis. So this whole week has been more of a waste than a normal week. So all I git is pictures, no witty and insightful reflections on the human condition like you have come to expect from me.
Click through for the pics.
Amy Poehler just had a baby, and apparently she hasn’t been seen in public before last night’s Emmy Awards. I have no idea because I never watch those shows (meaning the Emmy’s, award shows in general, or anything including Amy Poehler.)
I’ll bet that’s one healthy baby that’s gonna have a breast fixation for life, not to mention her husband. I mean, they aren’t gargantuan, but I’m not sure I even knew she had breasts before this picture. And she seems to be channeling a little bit of Ellen Barkin, which can never be a bad thing.
So congratulations Amy, congratulations Will, and congratulations America. Good night.
One of the things that is more fun than talking about boobies is listening to women talk about boobies. Last week, Jezebel held a poll looking for the preferred term, and boobs won (don’t boobs always win, really?)
I’m also happy the jubblies made the list, though chesticles just sounds wrong. And angry sack of rabbits? Really?
But I may start using the term Bristols. Just sayin.
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