I guess Cher Lloyd has a new video out, and this is the only part that caught my attention (well, apart from the three of them lying on a bed together.) All I know is I spent more time looking at the blonde than I did at Cher. Give her a recording contract! The one on the left looks like a cheeky monkey, also.
I am just shocked. She has always seemed like such a reserved and private person before, as shown in this not stolen picture. Releasing naked pictures of celebrities before they have had a chance to release them on their own is just bad form. Don’t mess with the product buddy! These were meant for after the divorce is final! Get with the program! Now go find me more.
Donna D’Errico claims that she was singled out for a body scan based upon her looks. Can you really blame them? Are you surprised that this type of thing is going to happen? Are you shocked that even though they claim the machines can’t save images they really can and there is no law currently saying that saving them is illegal?
Maybe if she had been wearing that patriotic bikini when she got there they wouldn’t have had to scan her. Besides, you can see all of her you want just by typing her name into Google. There’s even pictures of her getting her bristols tugged on by some creepy rock guy. And a sweaty security guard seeing your X-ray outrages you?
Donna D’Errico ‘Outraged’ Over Airport Body Scan – Starpulse.com.
Scarlett Johansson has been named Babe of the Year by GQ Magazine. I’m not sure where the Thinking Man’s part came from, but I’m thinking I want her to do some stuff for me. Whether it’s her witty repartee, her pouty looks, overflowing bosoms, or the fact that she used to give car blow jobs in between takes on the movie set, I’ve always enjoyed her. And I’d like to enjoy her more. Call me Scarlett, we’ll celebrate your award.
Scarlett Johansson: Thinking Man’s ‘Babe’ in GQ (photos) « TheImproper, The Cutting Edge in Arts & Entertainment.
Pictures after the jump
I’ve been hard for Ellen Barkin since I was old enough to get a hard-on (scared the hell out of me the first time it happened. How about you?) I don’t care if she’s old enough to be my mother. In some ways, that makes it even better.
The scandal isn’t that a politician has a mistress. The scandal isn’t even that a black politician is diddling a blonde hostess behind his wife’s back. The scandal is that this is the best picture you can find on the internet of this woman.
Maybe I’m just not being patient enough, but I don’t want to wait for her deal with Playboy or the sex tape to come out. I need to have my urges fulfilled immediately, like the cloud keeps telling me it can do. Come on guys, do I have to do this stuff all by myself?
UPDATE: new picture and even more pictures
Somehow I missed the fact that Daryl Hannah is an environmental hippie. Her house runs on solar power, is built with green materials, she drives a car that runs on biodiesel, and she wears those gigantic necklaces that all hippie women wear as identification. How come they didn’t make a reality show with her instead of that Ed guy? Old whiny male environmentalist? Boring. MILFy blonde environmentalist who has gotten naked on camera before? Awesome.
Splash is the first time I saw Daryl and I was at the age where a naked blonde makes a big impression on a guy. You know the age I’m talking about: somewhere between three and dead.
Daryl does a video blog of her own at dhlovelife where she is often a one woman show, running sound, video, and hosting. She discusses a variety of topics, mostly to do with treehugging and protesting, two of her favorite activities to be arrested for.
Did you know she’s missing part of a finger? And it wasn’t from Kill Bill, it was when she was a young girl. I used to get her confused with Kim Bassinger, but that chick is a total wacko.
More better Daryl pictures after the jump.
I vaguely remember before I was married that I got to choose what was on television. Now I just watch what I’m told, which is usually cooking shows punctuated by sitcoms. Last night was apparently the season premiere of Chuck.
The creators of Chuck have the right idea: hire a hot looking blond, having her show a lot of skin, and do high kicks with her bare legs into guys faces. and only wear panties for most of the show. For Chuck, this is Yvonne Strahovski, who’s name sounds Russian, is actually from Australia, and looks like she’s a California girl. Plus, they usually have at least one other hot chick each episode. This one seemed to feature babes in short skirts playing CIA agents pretending to be store clerks? I don’t know, I don’t pay attention to plot lines.
The fact that Yvonne is Australian just reinforces my assertion that things in Australia have funny names and they all can kill you.
More pictures of Yvonne after the break.
By now everybody has heard that Christina Hendricks is going to be in a movie with Ryan Gosling. What they don’t know, in order of importance, is:
She plays an airheaded bank teller who somehow gets involved in a disastrous bank heist gone awry. I can’t wait!
That sort of sounds like a movie title. Maybe I should ™ it. The good news is that a hot, young, Aussie blond who likes to drive naked will not be going to jail. The bad news is: bitch killed Danny Glover! No Lethal Weapon 5? Why was he even in Australia, was he visiting Mel? You have to give him props, though, for getting such a fine young white thang.
Jessica Maree Langford will probably end up getting community service, because she is remorseful, and Danny’s parents have forgiven her (I thought they would be dead by now also? How old was he?) Do you think the verdict and sentence would have been the same if she had been a guy? His ass would have been on death row. Plus, Danny Glover would have been killed while on the down low. I like the hot chick version better. Way to go, real life.
Hmm. Leathal Weapon 5: Naked Driving Aussie Killers. Coming to a theater near you in October.
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