No Exit Wound» biological weapons http://www.noexitwound.com Just what the Internet needs: another jerk ranting. And whores. Fri, 02 Dec 2011 17:38:19 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3 Bra Gas Mask http://www.noexitwound.com/2009/10/bra-gas-mask/ http://www.noexitwound.com/2009/10/bra-gas-mask/#comments Sat, 03 Oct 2009 22:13:51 +0000 Monte http://www.noexitwound.com/?p=272 demask1If there’s anything worse than poisoned jubblies, I don’t know what they are.  Boobs are a terrible thing to waste.  And that’s why someone has finally invented the bra gas mask. If World War Tres ever comes about, it’s comforting to know that at least there whilst be titties left for the survivors, because, what gives you more hope in life than tits?  As a fat, unloved, socially awkward teen, I know tits are the only thing that made life worth living.  I guess that’s why I always go for big ones (can tits be too big? yes, they can.  Even comical, but that’s another post.)

Oh wait.  The gas mask part of this isn’t for the tits.  It’s for people.  Tits aren’t people?  Apparently this is a bra that converts into two gas masks, one for the jubbly host, and one for her companion.  I think I liked my idea better.

Garment device convertible to one or more facemasks – Patent 7255627.

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