Christina Aguilera sang the National Anthem (America, Fuck Yeah!) before the SuperBowl, but she got the words wrong. What is she doing trying to become a singer now? She should be concentrating on her looks before they start to run downhill and she has to release the sex tape (please God, don’t let it be with that troll Bratman.)
If she had stood facing away from the crowd like this, no one would have even noticed. Plus she could have lip synced and not worried about screwing up.
I started celebrating Thanksgiving on Tuesday. My wife didn’t correct me that it’s next week until this morning when I asked why she wasn’t downstairs working on the turkey or pies instead of laying in bed watching Regis. So this whole week has been more of a waste than a normal week. So all I git is pictures, no witty and insightful reflections on the human condition like you have come to expect from me.
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I really don’t have a lot of commentary to go with this. My jaw drops sort of like his every time I see it.
I made it loop continuously for you, just so you can give it the requisite appreciation her ass deserves.
I’m guessing she was really excited about Alex Rodriguez hitting his 600th homer and was running to tell the rest of the gang.
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