No Exit Wound» American Police Force http://www.noexitwound.com Just what the Internet needs: another jerk ranting. And whores. Fri, 02 Dec 2011 17:38:19 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3 American Police Force Derailed http://www.noexitwound.com/2009/10/american-police-force-derailed/ http://www.noexitwound.com/2009/10/american-police-force-derailed/#comments Tue, 06 Oct 2009 18:02:49 +0000 Monte http://www.noexitwound.com/?p=286 Well I guess I’m gonna have to wait for the Lesbian prison pornos.  It looks like the 51R6MPDBZGL._SL500_AA240_City of Hardin has decided to put their agreement on hold, due to questions about the legality of the agreement and the wholesome nature of the companies fearless leader.  Seems he might be a con man and a criminal.  A criminal running a jail?  Sounds OK to me.  I mean, if you want to catch a criminal, the television has taught me that you need to hire a criminal, preferably a suave, sexy (to the ladies) smooth criminal, who’s also a sort of a smart-ass.  Cause he knows how they think.  So I think having a criminal run the jail would help, you know, keep the criminals in the jail, cause he’d know how they think, too.

But apparently Hardin is a city of naysayers and backbiters, even going after the people trying to save their community, and accusing them of being in cahoots with the conman.  So the jail will sit empty.  Maybe they can lease it out to some movie production.  Hmm…

The Associated Press: Montana city’s jail deal delayed amid controversy.

]]> http://www.noexitwound.com/2009/10/american-police-force-derailed/feed/ 0 American Police Force, Fuck Yeah! http://www.noexitwound.com/2009/09/american-police-force-fuck-yeah/ http://www.noexitwound.com/2009/09/american-police-force-fuck-yeah/#comments Wed, 30 Sep 2009 13:18:46 +0000 Monte http://www.noexitwound.com/?p=173 51R6MPDBZGL._SL500_AA240_It’s just like the old west, which never really went away, it just retreated to Montana.  Some CAL-I-FORN-I-A out of towners show up in their big SUVs (thank the Lord they didn’t show up in hybrids, tree huggin’ hippies!) and say they are there to take over and run the local prison, which is empty because some politician decided the town couldn’t bring in prisoners from other states.  What else is Montana good for?  Oh, and their vehicles are all marked City of Hardin Police Department.  Except that they aren’t.  I bet the local sheriff was none to pleased with that!

In typical corporate fashion, they hired a spokesman, to, you know, give them “transparency,” and tried to hire other politically connected people, like city council members wives, things like that.  All above board, of course.

My take on it?  It’s a cover to make Lesbian prison exploitation movies.  All roads lead to lesbian prison sex in my world.  See, they are in prison, so you don’t have to pay to watch.

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