She’s a rocker, a redhead, and British (if you’re into that sort of thing. I am. Those Brit girls are dirty birds, let me tell you…) And she is allegedly the third hottest redhead in the world, after Christina Hendricks and Juliann Moore. I think I’d move her up to second personally. Oh, and she doesn’t seem averse to kissing other girls either, if one of the pictures after the jump is any indication.
Florence Welch is ‘third hottest redhead in the world’ – Daily Gossip | News | NME.COM.
Florence Welch is a Hot Redhead
December 16th, 2010 -
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How Do I Not Know April Macie?
December 15th, 2010 -
So let me get this straight: She’s a smoking hot redhead and funny things come out of her mouth? And the funny things are usually dirty? Where have I been? Not watching broadcast television the last couple years apparently, specifically reality TV. Which you would think I would since it seems to be filled with desperate, morality-optional women (which happen to be my type…)
So anyways, hopefully she will be in a movie, or on Sinemax or something soon so I can see more of her. Or come to a comedy club up here in the arctic so I could ogle her in person.
More photos after the jump
First They Came For the Snookis
December 10th, 2010 -
and I said nothing, because I can’t stand Oompla Loompas, especially the guido variety. There’s nothing worse than an orange midget with an attitude. I say we round all of them up and stuff them in balls and drop them off of buildings.
Next up, flinging people through the air from a trebuchet who have names like The Situation.
Snooki to Drop From Ball in Times Square on MTV New Year’s Special – The Hollywood Reporter.
Christina Aguilera Getting Dirrty
December 10th, 2010 -
I am just shocked. She has always seemed like such a reserved and private person before, as shown in this not stolen picture. Releasing naked pictures of celebrities before they have had a chance to release them on their own is just bad form. Don’t mess with the product buddy! These were meant for after the divorce is final! Get with the program! Now go find me more.
Donna D’Errico Gets the TSA Full Service Experience
December 8th, 2010 -
Donna D’Errico claims that she was singled out for a body scan based upon her looks. Can you really blame them? Are you surprised that this type of thing is going to happen? Are you shocked that even though they claim the machines can’t save images they really can and there is no law currently saying that saving them is illegal?
Maybe if she had been wearing that patriotic bikini when she got there they wouldn’t have had to scan her. Besides, you can see all of her you want just by typing her name into Google. There’s even pictures of her getting her bristols tugged on by some creepy rock guy. And a sweaty security guard seeing your X-ray outrages you?
Donna D’Errico ‘Outraged’ Over Airport Body Scan – Starpulse.com.
Cher Lloyd Like To Spoon
December 6th, 2010 -
Well that didn’t turn out to be what I was hoping for. Maybe next time my sappho fantasies will be rewarded. I’m thinking after the inevitable melt-down for sure.
X Factor 2010: Cher Lloyd throws diva fit with angry lash out at crew member | Mail Online.
Santa Slips Christina Hendricks the Banana
December 6th, 2010 -
Christina Hendricks says that Santa never brings her coal, but she usually gets fruit (as demonstrated by her husband, to the left.)
Her family has a tradition of carving the person’s name lightly into a banana which then turns brown, showing there name. This is caused by polyphenol oxidase, an enzyme, reacting with oxygen. I know fuck all about enzymes or even how to pronounce that, though enzyme filled alien bananas being slipped into redheads sounds like a good idea for a sci-fi porno. Anybody know who I can pitch this idea to?
What Will Santa Bring Christina Hendricks? A Banana! – Christmas, Christina Hendricks : People.com.
Thick, Thin, However is fine
November 23rd, 2010 -
Do girls ever actually do yoga in yoga pants? Is it yoga that gives them asses like these? I don’t care, unless caring and doing intense research will get me closer to this subject. Click the link. You will be grateful.
Capri Anderson’s dad threatened!
November 23rd, 2010 -
The international porn crime syndicate shadow government has warned Capri Anderson’s dad to keep his trap shut if he knows what is good for him, so as not to give porn stars a bad name, ruining their reputation. What would the children think?
The 22 year old apple of her 74 year old father’s eye doesn’t want her virtue besmirched by something he could say, having enforcer goons warn him to keep quiet.
Then again, this story comes to us from Canada. They don’t have anything better to do than make things up like Hockey and National Health-care.
Charlie Sheen, in the Hotel Bathroom, with a Hooker
November 23rd, 2010 -
It’s the new, updated version of the boardgame Clue. Instead of stuffy, made up characters killing each other in a mansion, it has fame whores embarassing themselves in the general public.
Charlie Sheen is suing Capri Anderson, of the Bronx Anderson, and star of such hits as Lesbian Tendencies, Amateur Angels #22, and Barely Eighteen #41. He alleges that she tried to extort him for $1 million dollars to not go to the cops about his alleged parole violations, and also stealing his $165,000 watch.
Her plan was as well thought out as you would think for a porn star moonlighting as a hooker. You think maybe the cops were tipped off when it made the news worldwide, and might have suspected that he violated his parole?
And what kind of douche owns a $165,000 watch? That part is definitely gonna be part of the new boardgame. I think they should follow up with a porn star version, and a gay porn star version, just like they do with the video sites. They can use that one guy who killed gay porn stars with a sword then jumped off a cliff!
After the jump, the best Capri Anderson photo yet, big enough to be your desktop wallpaper, assuming you have no life and have never touched a girl.
News – Charlie Sheen Sues Porn Star for Extortion in Hotel Debacle – Celebrity News – UsMagazine.com.
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