It’s been a while since Charisma Carpenter has been in anything that you’ve heard of, but the dry spell has finally been broken. Not only is she in a headlining movie, The Expendables, but she’s one of the stars of an advertising campaign. Unfortunately, it’s not a very good advertising campaign. Butterfinger could have done much better. Like just a montage of Charisma eating their candy bar.
I’ve been a fan since she was Cordelia, having to keep reminding myself it’s OK, she’s really legal, as she played a high school cheerleader.
But anyways, this movies looks like it could be a hit, though I’m not sure how you can have a movie call The Expendables, fill it with action movie has beens, and not include Steven Seagal.
Butterfinger video and a Charisma Carpenter photo montage after the jump. I advise against watching the other Butterfinger video. Even though it is Charisma centric, it makes no sense and royally sucks.
Stephen Colbert is one of the funniest people on television, according to a friend of mine. I enjoy him in small doses. I did enjoy this segment, because Thomas Jefferson jokes hook me every time. Get a job Cinnabar! Um, I didn’t mean that. Please don’t make me give up my future radio show. Cinnabar is one of my favorite colors. But Belgians, they are a nasty, thieving race, and all I drink is Bud Light, to support Americans. Fuck yeah! This picture is not Laura Schlessinger. I do enjoy MILFs, but you have to draw the line somewhere, especially when they have become radioactive.
Did you know that Iron Maiden just released their 15th album? I thought they were all dead! And that Bruce Dickinson guy needs to do a better job of looking like Christopher Walken.
This is a picture of their bar tab in Norway. What kind of socialist money do they use in Norway? And what is a Polly Peanøtter (pretend that ‘O’ has a slash through it. WTF?)
I didn’t even know who Chloe Vevrier was until recently, and that is a shame, because she is my kind of girl. And by that, I mean she has a huge rack, and she likes showing it off. I find myself drifting closer to the arty, tasteful erotic photography as I get older, appreciating the curves and lines of the female form, the sensuality. As long as they’ve got the knockers out.
Chloe has a mature, almost spirtual quality about her (she’s into Kaballah.) She’s not a recent high school dropout looking to make money and party by getting naked (not that there’s anything wrong with that — far from it!)
I have no fucking clue what they are saying, but it appears from this video, that Snooki busted a beer bottle over President Obama’s head in retaliation for his tanning tax. That would make great television!
These CGI cast members are way hotter, not to mention more realistic, than the real people.
And that would be by having a Taiwanese news CGI re-enactment of the story (wherein PETA objected to Dodge using a real chimpanzee, cause, they had been abused in the past and Dodge should know better. What?)
The internet is made up of a series of tubes, and some of those tubes are sewer lines. And sewer lines sometimes get clogged and back up. When this happens, turds float to the surface, and this seems to be the cause of this news story, featuring multiple turds: Tila Tequila, Juggalos, real feces, and Insane Clown Posse (in order of importance.)
Apparently there is a giant music festival named The Gathering of the Juggalos. Four days of music that people proud to label themselves Juggalos would enjoy. That sounds like entertainment. Now I don’t know if having Tila on the bill was a joke or what, but, during her performance, the audience threw rocks, bottles, piss, and feces at her, while chanting “Show us your tits!” And then when she finally did flash them (you had doubts?) they threw more shit at her.
Here is some “raw” video from Youtube, complete with annoying URL stripe across the screen. This post has no redeeming features except to warn you of the fact that the Juggalos have their own festival.
And you thought Friday the 13th bad luck was restricted to just Friday…
So last night Aarti, the Aarti Paarti blogger, won Next Food Network Star. I have to put a disclaimer here, I’ve always had a thing for Indian girls, much more than Asian girls (eat that, nerds!) Even though she grew up in Dubai, she gives off a sort of California girl vibe. She used to be a producer at CNN before going to culinary school and enjoys belly dancing (and who doesn’t like that?) I’m looking forward to her show and hope that it will cut down on all those damn contest shows! I’d watch Food Network more if it wasn’t for all of them (I get the munchies a lot…)
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