Driving Naked Breaking News

September 15th, 2010 - 

Jennifer Gille mugshot driving nakedThis is Jennifer Gille of Michigan. She really wanted to return home after a night in a motel in New Orleans, and decided the best way to convince the cab driver to take her there would be to strip down bare. Would have worked for me, Michigan isn’t so bad.

The cab driver, though, decided a better idea would be to drive her to the police station, and leave her in the cab, apparently with the keys still in the ignition.  You’ll never guess what happened next.  OK, you probably will.  She jumped into the front seat and drove off.  But she didn’t get too far, the police found her a block away, still in the cab, sitting in the back seat once again.

Police then “forced” her out of the cab and pulled her dress back on.  Alcohol seems to have been involved.

I hope somebody offers her a photo shoot, or a reality show spot, because she seems pretty fun.


Naked woman arrested after stealing cab in Covington | NOLA.com.

Ines Sainz

September 14th, 2010 - 

Ines Sainz from behind in jeans

While I would never condone the sexual harassment of a woman (unless she was askin’ for it, of course,) I also would find it hard not to make inappropriate remarks about the fine lady’s personage.  Especialy if I was all hopped up on steroids.

The first link tells you what happened (She went into the locker room after the game.  The testosterone fuelled players were attracted to her and made inappropriate remarks which she ignored.  Yadda Yadda Yadda.) The second link is a picture gallery showing why the players would be doing such a thing.

New York Jets Reporter Locker-room Incident

Ines Sainz: Pictures of TV reporter Ines Sainz – WITI.

Blonde Christina Hendricks Blowjob

September 14th, 2010 - 

Christina Hendricks to be a blondeBy now everybody has heard that Christina Hendricks is going to be in a movie with Ryan Gosling.    What they don’t know, in order of importance, is:

  1. She will be blond, not a redhead
  2. She will not have sex in the movie
  3. She gets her freakin’ head blown off!

She plays an airheaded bank teller who somehow gets involved in a disastrous bank heist gone awry.  I can’t wait!

EXCLUSIVE! A Blonde Christina Hendricks Gets Her Head Blown Off After A Bank Heist Gone Wrong In ‘Drive’! « Hollywood Life.

They Get You With the Cookies

September 14th, 2010 - 

Pro-Abortion Feminist Girl Scout in actionRunning out of things to attack, Republicans are now going after the Girl Scouts.  Hans Zeigler, Republican candidate to the House of Representatives, says that the Girl Scouts have become feminist, pro-abortion militant training camps run by homosexuals and atheists.

If the Girl Scouts of America can’t get back to teaching real character, perhaps it will be time to look for our cookies elsewhere.

What has America become if we start attacking our cookie purveyors? Perhaps the terrorists really have won.

Extra points for working the words breed and pro-abortion into the same headline.

Girl Scouts breed “pro-abortion” lesbians, says Republican | Nerve.com.

Christina Hendricks is Squeaky Clean

September 13th, 2010 - 

I’d Still Do An Android Christina Hendricks; Doubly So Now That I Think About It

September 12th, 2010 - 

I don’t understand why they don’t show music videos on MTV anyway. Three minutes is about the extent of my ability to concentrate anyway. Break that up with some commercials and my Medulla Oblongata is happy.

This is Christina Hendricks in a music video, The Ghost Inside by Broken Bells.  Once again, anything can be made better when you include a redhead, and anything can come close to being perfect when that redhead is Christina Hendricks.  And she plays an android.  Android Christina would probably be the only chance I would have to get her to fall in love with me (I’d use my logical skills I learned from watching Star Trek non-stop for 30 years.  Androids dig that.)

She removes body parts, but you don’t see much boobies.  Hence “close to perfect”. She also gets to show off some acting skills which is nice so you remember she’s not just a carrier for her perfect rack.  She’s a person too. Except when she’s an android.

The Eleven Stupidest License Plates Seen

September 12th, 2010 - 

Did you know in Europe the license plate stays with the car? I don’t think they even have the option of having personalized license plates because of this. How would you like to buy a car with one of these on it permanently?

1) Iowa — MOM TAXI

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I Want To Stand and Salute That

September 11th, 2010 - 

I really don’t have a lot of commentary to go with this. My jaw drops sort of like his every time I see it.

I made it loop continuously for you, just so you can give it the requisite appreciation her ass deserves.

Links

September 11th, 2010 - 

Miss Jessica Rabbit

Picdump from Picdump

Mike Tyson Quotes Said By Dogs

If you’re invited to a gangbang, don’t leave with the pussy

Mena Suvari inYoga Pants

Hot Girls Doing Strange Stuff

Lisa Sparxxx candid

The Sexy Women From Machete

September 11th, 2010 - 

I’m hoping that Machete will be the greatest movie ever made.  I already know that it has a Mom/Daughter sex scene, Linsay Lohan, Rose McGowan, a set of twins and lots of killing in it.  It even has Michele Rodriguez.  She might be a dyke bitch, but she’s still pretty sexy.

And I haven’t even mentioned Danny Trejo. That is one bad motherfucker.

The Girls of Machete