I just can’t get enough of these animations. I’m pretty sure that they’ve figured out American humour and are doing it on purpose now, but I don’t care. Hookers and blow. You are a legend, Mr. Sheen.
I’ve also included a picture of Denise Richards, because I can. I mean, you can tell the bitch is crazy without taking a second look, but you know you’d do her anyways.
Machete has just about everything you could ask for in a move: babes, guns, nudity, knives, gore, bombs, sex. Need I go on?
This here is Alicia Rachel Marek, and she’s a topless redhead throughout the movie. Robert Rodriguez had me at that.
You start out the movie with a naked chick who refuses to get dressed because it’s too hot. And is hiding something…
Then you throw in Jessica Alba strutting around in high heels and impossibly tight pants. Then add Michelle Rodriguez showing off more than I thought she had. Plus, you remember the twin babysitters in Planet Terror? They are back as sexy nurses in outfits that you keep praying were just an inch shorter. I believe that a tension filled sex scene between Jessica Alba and Michelle would have busted this out to the next level.
I don’t understand why they don’t show music videos on MTV anyway. Three minutes is about the extent of my ability to concentrate anyway. Break that up with some commercials and my Medulla Oblongata is happy.
This is Christina Hendricks in a music video, The Ghost Inside by Broken Bells. Once again, anything can be made better when you include a redhead, and anything can come close to being perfect when that redhead is Christina Hendricks. And she plays an android. Android Christina would probably be the only chance I would have to get her to fall in love with me (I’d use my logical skills I learned from watching Star Trek non-stop for 30 years. Androids dig that.)
She removes body parts, but you don’t see much boobies. Hence “close to perfect”. She also gets to show off some acting skills which is nice so you remember she’s not just a carrier for her perfect rack. She’s a person too. Except when she’s an android.
I really don’t have a lot of commentary to go with this. My jaw drops sort of like his every time I see it.
I made it loop continuously for you, just so you can give it the requisite appreciation her ass deserves.
After watching this, I want to go on a cruise even more, and not as an employee. This sort of reminds me of a Peter Gabriel or maybe David Byrne music video.
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I bet they could make this an amusement ride and sell tickets.
I’m pretty sure I’m a lesbian, because this video spoke to me. I’m might just quit blogging because I have found the prefect blog title. Lesbian Redhead Lapdance. Lesbian Redhead Lapdance. Lesbian Redhead Lapdance! Three simple words that when combined together have great power. They are like a magical spell created for good (because there is nothing bad about redheads, lesbians, or lapdances. duh.)
Once you recover from that, there is a part 2, wherein the brunette does a belly dance for the redhead. It’s not quite as hot, but the redhead keeps stealthily pulling up the brunettes skirt so her ass is hanging out, making me love her even more. Nothing could make this better, unless it was a fish tank? What? That was my final wish?
I actually think I saw this episode of Undressed when it was originally on. See, before there was the internet, we had to either watch shows like this and imagine boobies, or try to unscramble the pay stations in our head. This was cutting edge television back when MTV aired it. You didn’t see stuff this risque. I had no idea who she was back then, but I always remember redheads. I also have a disconcerting attraction to her with pigtails…
Via World of Wonder.
What is X Factor? It looks like a rip-off of American Idol ’cause American Idol is all original and all shows want to be like it. They even have a faux British guy that looks just like the American one.
This is Cher Lloyd and unfortunately she is only 16. But she’s British and I think that’s legal there! She looks a bit like Keira Knightley which can’t be a bad thing. Hopefully she will win whatever show this is get a record deal come to America when she is legal and be a hot exhibitionist mess.
It’s been a while since Charisma Carpenter has been in anything that you’ve heard of, but the dry spell has finally been broken. Not only is she in a headlining movie, The Expendables, but she’s one of the stars of an advertising campaign. Unfortunately, it’s not a very good advertising campaign. Butterfinger could have done much better. Like just a montage of Charisma eating their candy bar.
I’ve been a fan since she was Cordelia, having to keep reminding myself it’s OK, she’s really legal, as she played a high school cheerleader.
But anyways, this movies looks like it could be a hit, though I’m not sure how you can have a movie call The Expendables, fill it with action movie has beens, and not include Steven Seagal.
Butterfinger video and a Charisma Carpenter photo montage after the jump. I advise against watching the other Butterfinger video. Even though it is Charisma centric, it makes no sense and royally sucks.
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