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Christina Hendricks Was In A Music Video

Monte — Mon, 03 Oct 2011 18:43:01 +0000

I can’t believe I’m linking to this site, but this was worth watching. I guess I could have gone and found it somewhere else and not given credit, but I’m a standup kind of guy. And lazy. So anyways, back in 1997, there was a band named Everclear, and they had a couple hits, and they made some music videos for MTV (if you don’t know what those are, go ask your parents.) And in one of them, Christina Hendricks was the star. I didn’t bother to turn the volume on because it would have just distracted me, but Christina plays a game show contestant who bounces up and down and claps. There are also other showgirls there, one of which gets her ass patted by Bob Barker, and she likes it. Also, if you watch to the very end, it looks like an Asian girl in a school girl outfit is hitting on one of the showgirls. My kind of video.

He who shall remain nameless – Everclear video featuring Christina Hendricks

The Fuck is This?

Monte — Mon, 26 Sep 2011 23:00:01 +0000

I must be getting old, because I can’t figure out what this is supposed to mean. It’s not even sexy.

WTF is This?

Monte — Mon, 19 Sep 2011 16:29:53 +0000

All I could think of while watching this is Somebody must have seen a bad Chinese imitation of a Gwen Stefani video and thought “British people will eat this shit up!” And I guess it worked.

Stick to being a cocktease, babe. This singing thing just isn’t for you. Trust me, I remember Pia Zadora. I’ve been around.

Best Pregnancy OF ALL TIME!

Monte — Thu, 01 Sep 2011 12:33:21 +0000

You have to give props to those Taiwanese, boy. They know how to take the news and push it to the next level. I didn’t even know she was pregnant, and now am fully informed upon the subject. If I had know that baby shit could turn into dollars, I would have kept my offspring’s production and I would be stinking rich, too. Oh wait, I guess Tom Cruise’s kid’s crap is made of gold. Damn Scientologists.

Porn Star Zombies

Monte — Thu, 12 May 2011 17:45:00 +0000

Maybe with the right presentation, this zombie awareness thing could get me laid.

Porn Star Zombies – Official Trailer

The Real Wives of Osama

Monte — Wed, 11 May 2011 17:14:23 +0000

Kimmel totally stole this from me over coffee the other day.

I’ve Got A Small White One

Monte — Tue, 10 May 2011 13:24:09 +0000

My wife and I were having this exact same discussion just yesterday!

Make Some Noise

Monte — Tue, 10 May 2011 12:58:40 +0000

Who ever thought I would listen to NPR? Aren’t those people all gay? Elijah Woods kills it in this video, and even Will Ferrell manages to be almost funny. I expected more boobs though.

Rap’s Elder Statesmen Go Back in Time

It Still Ain’t Football

Monte — Wed, 22 Dec 2010 17:55:08 +0000

Maybe this soccer stuff isn’t so bad. But you still can’t call it Football®

I Think Mila Has Done That Before

Monte — Tue, 21 Dec 2010 13:52:34 +0000

You have to give credit to actors that take their craft so seriously that they go and do research on their character’s proclivities and hone their skills. I haven’t seen this movie, and really, I know the most important part now, don’t I?