Erin Gray Still Looks Hot

September 7th, 2010 - 
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This is the Erin Gray that caused me pleasure as a childWilma Deering

And this is the Erin Gray that pleasures me as a man (well in that one dream I had this weekend she did anyway)

Erin Gray, certified MILF

She’s appearing at DragonCon in Atlanta currently, both as a celebrity, and as a representative for other celebrities, which is her new career, organizing former famous people to mingle with freaks and geeks.

Tonight I’m gonna shotgun some Ambien and see if I can get both childhood fantasy Erin and washed-out adult fantasy Erin to both appear.  If I’m dead in the morning, you’ll know why and that I left happy.

Conventions: Another day at the office for celebs – CNN.com.

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America, Fuck Yeah

August 30th, 2010 - 
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That is all.

Tiny Patriotic Bikini

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Check Out Those Bristols

August 30th, 2010 - 
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Amy Poehler KnockersAmy Poehler just had a baby, and apparently she hasn’t been seen in public before last night’s Emmy Awards.  I have no idea because I never watch those shows (meaning the Emmy’s, award shows in general, or anything including Amy Poehler.)

I’ll bet that’s one healthy baby that’s gonna have a breast fixation for life, not to mention her husband.  I mean, they aren’t gargantuan, but I’m not sure I even knew she had breasts before this picture.  And she seems to be channeling a little bit of Ellen Barkin, which can never be a bad thing.

So congratulations Amy, congratulations Will, and congratulations America.  Good night.

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The New LG Larynx

August 27th, 2010 - 
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Talk, Text, Resonate.  Whether you are a smoker, throat cancer survivor, or like to live in bad taste, the new LG Larynx™ with  laryngeal vibrating feature will help you spread the word.  And if you are too weak to speak, it comes with pre-recorded voice shortcuts.

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Christina Hendricks Negates the Word Boring

August 26th, 2010 - 
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Nothing is boring with Christina Hendricks is involvedSome things are just boring, no matter what.  Except when you add Christina Hendricks.  Anything you add Christina Hendricks to is immediately fascinating, I don’t care what it is.  Accounting and Christina Hendricks?  I can’t wait!  Your cousin’s bratty kid’s pre-school play?  Christina Hendricks will be there?  Sure I’ll film it for you!  You want me to have a rectal exam and Christina Hendricks just walked by the building?  Sounds OK to me.

Some people claim she isn’t really a redhead, but they fail to see that being a redhead is more than just having the hair.  It’s a state of being.  Besides, being Christina Hendricks trumps being a redhead.

Mad Men’s Christina Hendricks Can Even Make Boring Raincoats Look Sexy.

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Charisma Carpenter is in The Expendables

August 21st, 2010 - 
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It’s been a while since Charisma Carpenter has been in anything that you’ve heard of, but the dry spell has finally been broken.  Not only is she in a headlining movie, The Expendables, but she’s one of the stars of an advertising campaign.  Unfortunately, it’s not a very good advertising campaign.  Butterfinger could have done much better.  Like just a montage of Charisma eating their candy bar.

I’ve been a fan since she was Cordelia, having to keep reminding myself it’s OK, she’s really legal, as she played a high school cheerleader.

But anyways, this movies looks like it could be a hit, though I’m not sure how you can have a movie call The Expendables, fill it with action movie has beens, and not include Steven Seagal.

Butterfinger video and a Charisma Carpenter photo montage after the jump. I advise against watching the other Butterfinger video.  Even though it is Charisma centric, it makes no sense and royally sucks.

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Chloe Vevrier is Spiritual

August 20th, 2010 - 
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I didn’t even know who Chloe Vevrier was until recently, and that is a shame, because she is my kind of girl.  And by that, I mean she has a huge rack, and she likes showing it off.  I find myself drifting closer to the arty, tasteful erotic photography as I get older, appreciating the curves and lines of the female form, the sensuality.  As long as they’ve got the knockers out.

Chloe has a mature, almost spirtual quality about her (she’s into Kaballah.)  She’s not a recent high school dropout looking to make money and party by getting naked (not that there’s anything wrong with that — far from it!)

Here she is in the ever classic Boob Cruise 2006

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Happy Left Handed Day

August 13th, 2010 - 
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Today is National Left Handed Day, and it also happens to be Friday the 13th.  Coincidence?  Historically, left handed people have been thought to be evil, awkward, and clumsy.  In China, the left side is the bad side, and some Muslim countries, you only use your left hand to wipe your ass.

It’s also thought that left-handedness is caused by testosterone, causing the right side of the brain to grow larger, making the evil bastards smarter than us.

Now me, I love left hands, mostly because my wife is left handed (oh how sweet!) which means if I’m getting a hand job, it’s gonna be from the left.

It’s also National Fillet Mignon Day.  Who comes up with this stuff?

So ward off evil today with a left-handed shandy and a nice steak.

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Naked Women Driving

August 10th, 2010 - 
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Naked Woman Driving

Is there some meme going around about naked women driving?  Everywhere I look, I see this (talk about it, not actual naked women.  How I wish.)  I’m all for it, and I think legislation should be passed that not only legalizes it, but encourages it.  Just like you can use the HOV lane if you have an electric car, you should be able to use that lane if you are a naked woman (and driving, of course.  Naked woman passenger is optional.)

I convinced my wife to undo her top and let her chest hang out after we had a couple drinks over dinner once.  It took quite a bit of persuasion on my part and just as she pulled them out, the puritanical wife of the town’s mayor came driving the opposite way.  So that’s not gonna happen again.

Click the link below to see this particular story and see all the pictures.

Girl Driving Naked her BMW | Quality photos | Cars.

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Redheads: Do We Even Need Another Hair Color?

August 9th, 2010 - 
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I haven’t had a crush on a redhead this deep since fourth grade, when I fell in love with a fifth grader who had no idea who I was.  On Valentine’s Day, I snuck a card into her classroom during recess with some sort of Secret Admirer signature on it.  I don’t know if she ever knew it was me, which is probably lucky for one of us.  I’m not sure if they had restraining orders back then.

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