You probably are a sicko, so I don’t really see what the problem is. She seems surprised that people would tune into her show just to ogle her in that uniform. I don’t think Polyester has ever looked that good.
She also says, and I quote
I used to dress, and I still kind of do dress like a big schlep sack, because I don’t like people looking at my ta-tas, but on the show, I try to look flattering.
Well Kat, they are one fine looking burden to bare.
I guess Cher Lloyd has a new video out, and this is the only part that caught my attention (well, apart from the three of them lying on a bed together.) All I know is I spent more time looking at the blonde than I did at Cher. Give her a recording contract! The one on the left looks like a cheeky monkey, also.
I have refused to watch the new Two and a Half Men. I absolutely can’t stand Ashton Kutcher. He started wearing thin on That 70′s Show, and it’s been balls to the wall downhill ever since.
Not surprisingly, he cheats on Demi, and his favorite line is we’re separated, we just haven’t made it public. And everyone knows that blondes believe anything, especially if it comes out of the mouth of a star.
This blonde, Sara Leal, allegedly decided that her giving it up to a douchebag should be worth a quarter of a million dollars, and when he didn’t pay, she made it public. I think in your country, that is called blackmail. She is now talking to her lawyers about her legal options. Legal Options? There are legal options for when you sleep with a married man and he won’t pay you? I might be in trouble…
One of the nice things about B grade horror movies is they usually feature chicks with big tits that want to show them off. Based on the title of this news article, I thought this would be a bunch of them walking the red carpet and hopefully pulling the occasional Nancy Grace ( I see you brought the twins!.) But after looking through them, I’m starting to suspect that the Eyegore Awards are really something to celebrate gay nerds. And I looked at every single photo. Except the last three which wouldn’t even load. I think some higher power might have just saved my life. I was audibly sobbing by #67. To save you some pain (unless you are into that,) here are the highlights of what you will miss by not clicking through:
So instead, this post has a picture of Wendy O. Williams of the Plasmatics, who is both more horrifying and sexier than all of these other pictures combined.
Here is a snap of Marg Helgenberger attending something called the Rocky Horror Event. As in Rocky Horror Picture Show? I thought that died off in the 80′s. I mean, they show it on broadcast television now, it isn’t special. I had a great idea for a CSI episode once, but the producers just ignored it. It would have been directed by that guy who did LOST, and would have been an alternative reality of CSI, where Marg was still a stripper AND a crime scene investigator. And she would have hooked up with the black guy before he died. We could kill him off the same episode anyways. That’s what is so great about alternative realities, you can get away with pretty much anything. I really wish they would have at least given me some creative criticism on my treatise. Maybe the gangbang scene was too much for them. Or the full-cast bukkake ending. I’ll never know now.
I never thought I would think, let alone type, those three words together. I don’t watch Dancing with the Starz or whatever the fuck that show is, and I could care less about it even if they had transgender fat guys performing. But the news of this photo I couldn’t escape. Who knew that ole’ Nancy had such a large pair of knockers, and that they (or at least one) wanted to come out and play so badly?
Is it Denning, singular, or Dennings, plural, like titties? Titties, I mean plural, it is. Kat is in a new TV series, 2 Broke Girls, that just started up. Oh yeah, and some blonde chick, Beth Behr. The story is something like the blonde used to be rich, but lost all her money, and somehow Kat ends up taking her in. I quit paying attention to plot after the first few minutes. It’s filled with snarky one-liners, short waitress skirts, and Kat’s cleavage begging to be released. There’s also a pervy cook that pops up occasionally that was stolen from my life story. Oh, and in the second episode, lots of shit. As in horse shit.
If you want more pictures, check out Fuck Yeah, Kat Dennings which should not be confused with Fuck Yeah! Kat Dennings Daily . This chick has a rabid fanbase, or a hell of a PR machine. You’ll love those sites if you are into animated GIF files, like I know you are. And after the jump, a picture of Kat’s cleavage so big that you’ll be trying to push your tongue through your monitor screen.
The whole article is about how Christina used to wear Wonder Woman Underoos, and how much she wants to play Wonder Woman, which I think is the greatest idea evar. Even though I am a misogynist that sexual-izes her along with all woman, I respect her acting acumen, her personality, and her values.
Now excuse me while I try and dive face first into her cleavage through my monitor and dream about ripping those underoos off of her.
Christina Hendricks Really, Really Wants To Be Wonder Woman | The Frisky.
Mandatory Credit: FayesVision/WENN.com
So I haven’t been updating the site all that often, mostly because I forgot my password and was too damn lazy to recover it. The sad part is my hit s didn’t seem to drop at all. How do I get this site more visible? I think this Internet things is the biggest ponzi scheme since Social Security.
Of course, you didn’t read any of that, because you are too busy slouching down and beating off to Christina Hendrick’s giant tits. Now go hit some of my other pages, you literal wanker. You could die from chafing all the skin off your dick before you plowed through all the pictures I have posted. Tell your friends. Hook the computer up to your crappy Vizio television you bought at Wal-mart and have another one of your home-erotic jerk parties. They are all the rage in Belfast.
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