It’s the new, updated version of the boardgame Clue. Instead of stuffy, made up characters killing each other in a mansion, it has fame whores embarassing themselves in the general public.
Charlie Sheen is suing Capri Anderson, of the Bronx Anderson, and star of such hits as Lesbian Tendencies, Amateur Angels #22, and Barely Eighteen #41. He alleges that she tried to extort him for $1 million dollars to not go to the cops about his alleged parole violations, and also stealing his $165,000 watch.
Her plan was as well thought out as you would think for a porn star moonlighting as a hooker. You think maybe the cops were tipped off when it made the news worldwide, and might have suspected that he violated his parole?
And what kind of douche owns a $165,000 watch? That part is definitely gonna be part of the new boardgame. I think they should follow up with a porn star version, and a gay porn star version, just like they do with the video sites. They can use that one guy who killed gay porn stars with a sword then jumped off a cliff!
After the jump, the best Capri Anderson photo yet, big enough to be your desktop wallpaper, assuming you have no life and have never touched a girl.
News – Charlie Sheen Sues Porn Star for Extortion in Hotel Debacle – Celebrity News – UsMagazine.com.
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So Octomom finally broke down and did the porn, and went for a kinky one. I think you make more doing those, from what a stripper was telling me. In the video, she wears a black corset and whips a guy in a diaper. The same stripper that told me you make extra for kink is going to school to get her psychology degree, so I think I’ll go visit her tonight and ask her what she thinks that is all about. Motherhood getting on her nerves? Now that I think about it, I have a couple stressful situations that I could act out like that…
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